The heart beats true

Are you joking? He’s the greatest ruckmen in the game, and is as hard as nails. You should be ashamed of saying this.

Our midfield just played the worst quarter of football they’ve played in 7 years.

Great quarter from Fritta. Him and May have been huge.

Game day thread in meltdown already. You’d think this team deserves a bit of credit, no?

Trac booing his teams mates and having a laugh about the lack of crowd noise when they ran through the banner. Hilarious.

This ranks right up there with ‘Is more effective than the cloaca method’ as my favourite random sentence of the week on Demonland.

Gees Geelong’s midfield looks really ordinary this weekend against the Dockers. Wouldn’t be surprised at all…

He’s playing on Oliver and Petracca tomorrow. I doubt anyone sleeps well under those conditions.

I thought the same thing. With McVee, Salem and Bowey back Gus has to go into the middle - probably to play Sparrows role this week.

Interesting emergencies too. Club must be happy with Woewodin.

Salo with the blindside!

An annual barometer for who'll finish 11th. The battle for pick 8! I'm already excited.

No, diagonally across. Our side is purely for football lovers. No gimmicks required.

At your place.

I’ll be the guy going ballistic. Can’t miss me.

‘This is my cell mate Darren. He’s easily spooked, and doesn’t like eye contact’

Don’t write him off yet. A lot of this season still to go, he will get a chance, and I’d back him in to take it.

That’s literally where I have my reserved seat membership for the year. It’s half forward flank. The back part of the bay is undercover - which is why I got those seats for my folks and I. See image for reference. If undercover you’ve got a tv above you replaying the screen, but you’re still close enough to clearly tell Ray Chamberlain to stop show boating and just get on with it.

That was brilliant. Watching people from the stolen generation speak about their experience is always heartbreaking. Good to see Wheels too. He always gave his all for the club, and he looks to still be doing it. Good on him.

Goody spoke VERY positively about Harry as a forward tonight on 360. I think the club knows where they want him - forward of the ball.

We really need Max to step up forward of the ball in the next month. Brown probably comes in, but between him and TMac it’s a raffle to figure out who can stay on the park. We’ve had no continuity in any of our tall players forward of centre all year.

My less lame excuse is that I’m gayer than Christmas morning. I was worried our romantic candlelit dinner would get awkward when I turned up in a kaftan with my ‘emotional support Maltese terrier’, and the penny finally dropped for you. 😘

That song is a belter.

The only Grand Final guarantee seats left by round 1 was a few reserved seats. If you’re interested in getting one I’d contact the club. There seems to be a few left around us. The membership folks are super helpful, and have all the info in front of them - so can give you the best advice. If you are nice and explain what you want they’ll go out of their way to help. As an aside we sat in our regular reserved seats on the weekend, even though it was an away game. My mum is a chancer and tried on her old lady ‘oh hello dear, we usually sit here…’ routine, and the bloke on the gate fell for it and let us in!

I feel like it’s very hard for the club to argue against this action - given there’s a report for it every week for the last 2 years. I think the players have to accept that they want to do everything they can to stop the opposition, and every now and again they’ll cop a week. Nobody likes it, but it’s the way it’s been running for a few years.