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You never usually ask. Better see if Stuie is OK with it. He loves a good closure.

Uni Blacks need a speedy midfielder ,who kicks himself out of it, like Dan Nicholson perhaps? Only fair really .

Titan-as flawed as the DRS is,especially as something like the Broad decision occurred , just shows that England used theirs much more wisely. The Captaincy basically cost us the test because we fluffed our appeals. Bird should be in the next test-very hard to score against and will get LBWs.

Worst Aussie inventions ever. Snicko and Hot-spot.

Drop the top order for more All-rounders!

Glad the new teeth are working well OD. Crunch into a few of those fried crickets if you get the chance-bloody tasty with a beer.

both these guys are in my world X1 Demonland team. Serious problem when a bearded Root is on the [censored] and then my opener tries to get a bearded Root with his fist.but misses.

It would be great to see your workout buddies at the games BBO. They are certainly a fine looking group of men. Will you be bringing any of the old Christian Bros down to boost membership. We certainly can't be too picky about their previous indiscretions.

There is one ever the bridge here, called the Bandildos. Fairly onerous initiation process you may have to remove your colours to enter.

Maybe there should be an Alpaca cull. Beginning in say..... Romsey.

Best you go and cross yourself, whip yourself, swear in Latin or whatever it is you mumble before you chain yourself in.

Trying to find one of those walking sticks that holds whiskey. A tawse is a little out-dated. Tasers seem to have taken over.

Point taken BBO-I guess I'm just not cut from the right cloth . If it helps ,I'm a long time member of an unofficial hunting club ,or a gun club at least . Can't believe the Gatwick Hotel has slipped so far in peoples eyes. May have to buy myself a cravat and Jodhpors ,riding crop etc. Thanks for the added vice.

Yes ,we are a very broad church down here at the Gatwick and more than our fair share of members like to experiment with human minds boundaries. For those of you ever offered GHB I wouldn't take it. Drugs that tend to make the user drop dead immediately are not my cup of Earl Grey . I dont understand many things in life BBO. Most of the things i cannot comprehend are done by British Tories but if you could connect me up with some of your allies in the House of Lords I am willing to learn .

Its GBH or GHB isn't it now?

Tweed? Crushed velvet? Rayon perhaps.

Never heard of anyone taking their wife to Thailand Old Dee but I'm all for new experiences. I wish her good luck with the "Dentistry". PS. Dont eat the peeled bananas from Pat Pong Rd.

Stuart Broad and "little" Joe Root going well for the Limeys.

Hope her "teeth" are looking a lot bigger er... brighter .OD

Probably not dissimilar to that of Frances Edmonds next one. "The trials and tribulations of the born to rule exploiting the Congo" . Never mind Redleg .Plough through. My thoughts on Black Caviar are coloured by her advantages in life ,rather than the hardships she ever endured ,which were very few. Like reading a book titled "Paris Hilton-My Struggle". A real page shutter. Every accolade makes Sheedy wealthier ,which is the really sad part for me .

There is no topic here,must you be reminded. Phil Edmonds wife wrote a cracking tome. But never will I forget 'How to Hypnotize chickens and other tales". Max Walker must be the greatest novelist to have worn the red and blue.

If Gerard writes in any way like he speaks, you will save yourself a fortune on Valium.

Big Crowd of Scum and Dorks at the G. Sad indictment of our year when all I can hope for is a comprehensive stadium collapse . Grollo got the grandstand contract so there is hope .

I suspect mine is seeing other clients ,which doesn't help with my jealousy issues.

My chiropractor is manipulative. My accountant is very calculating. Dont get me started on my sexual therapist.