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I'm not into that oriental practice whereby they stick multiples prix into you if that is what you are inferring.

We should send him a carton.

I'm using your quote on a tasteful tattoo. Hope you don't mind.

He was only ever good for about half a day then he kept headbutting the window expecting a different result each time. Severe mental problems. One of the most fukked up blowies I have ever shared a relationship with.

Jizza- if I need a cultural dessert to depress me I shall make my way to beech Forrest . In the meantime,I would rather disembowel myself with a blunt knife than visit a non smoking philistine like yourself. No offence personally,but I am a sophisticate and cannot abide enduring,proud ,idiocy.

'twas the three day growth that gave him away i hear.

Au contraire La Lune. I have found myself employed,however honestly one cannot say. It's all subjective.

Fernwood was never going to be the right place for you to shed those unwanted Stones.

Time passes quickly in the can Jazza. Just make sure you have enough books and smokes to get you through. Oh sorry mate ,I forgot you don't read and don't smoke.

He couldn't even get the mirken into Indo. They have rules about lice.

How is the Arak.Nasty hangover but can be worse if the ethanol content is high they tell me.

I've invited them to my home several times but taking off the shoes,not drinking,not eating the pork roast,not showing interest in any of my female friends ,not having many of the same interests as myself in the world generally,I find them rather dull.

The law is an a.s.s they say and can be bought just as easily.I would expect it is all a matter of discretion for our intrepid correspondent . If the pace was fair enough he is likely to be kind and merely bark orders. I think the Palanquin has been outlawed but I know Bitters was lobbying the Indos to bring it back. The addition of the wheel would be of great relief the guy doing the monumental Task of moving Bbo post diet failure,from eatery to eatery ,like a grotesque, sweating sloth.

Heaven help the rickshaw driver.

Michael Clarke is more of a smug bogan off the field than he ever was on it . God FFS shut up. Brayshaw needs to stop pretending he knows anything useful at all and stab himself in the foot with a dagger every time he thinks he should speak . The game I grew up Loving is a chicken marketing exercise now ,with just a group of matey boneheads to detract from the match. They add absolutely nothing to the spectacle and they anger me to the point of disgust. I want to vomit in JBs car on a hot day and wind the window up to give him an equally disgusting experience. Oh yeah the cricket- well that was hardly mentioned as all the matey ness overshadowed it. There was one comment that Michael Clark made about pink ribbon day to the tune of " everybody from all over the world gets behind this great cause that our big pidge began so long ago no matter where they are from" Whilst it is a worthy cause I am certain that the virtual non existence of any medical treatment whatsoever for most of the populace in India,Pakistan,the West Indians,the Sri Lankans leaves them slightly underwhelmed about our pressing need for breast care nurses . Cricket is so cheesy and corporatised they may as well just put the ads on at the same time. I'm really starting to struggle to GAF.

i might drop in to Romsey just to check on the place while you are away. Feed the lads, get the mail etc.. Where is the Shiraz kept?

A quitter never wins......

Eats ,shoots and leaves taught me much about pedantic apostrophe placement. 'Tis a good 'un.

Actually, if you watch American retards attempts to speak English,you will find the correct word is MATH.

First world probs dude- I'm on a 5 buck bottle ,no smokes and 3 blowflys are helping me watch re runs of Apocalypse Now. And the air con is in the blink.

The world team X1 we picked . My team was unbeatable as we must now all agree.

But across the country your girls are stroking it beautifully while I watch on T.V outside Colac.

Compliments of the silly season. Just flicking through the last 600 pages here and wondering if the silly season ever had an end or a beginning. Jazza ,if you are going fishing, try having a shower as fish can smell the Bullsh!t from miles away. I am off to start some bush fires in Beech Forest with some CFA volunteer mates. We are going to be heroes if we can put it out. Nothing of any cultural significance there anyway. The land needs clearing. Col b- we missed that beer at the Bristol- she is all over as of last week. BBO. You have brought this Xmas solitude on yourself.Hope you enjoy reading the religious teaching of the Marquis. It is a tome written for the captive,solitary reader . Ethan - you are my fave gen y poster- keep up the [censored] taking. Red,WJ,OD. All the best gents and hope you are enjoying the festivities with your progeny. DC.Please give your urges a well earned rest today.It is a family time after all. The only stuffing should be in the Turkey. Frog. A picture paints a thousand words but if you could learn to write it would be a gift to us all. Hemlock. Your attempts to help the lost souls on here are admirable ,but ultimately futile.Carry on regardless. BJDEE.May you receive one today. Red and Bluebeard.Lay off the sauce mate. Earl. Stay safe and keep away from the Velvet Undergrads in Smith st today.There is a bad batch in town. Moonie - I hope you are over the trauma BBO has caused us all. Anyone else I forgot, see you at the Gat for a party tonigh.Top floor,up the back.

Fui quod es eris quod sum eh Jazza!

Sometimes we do and sometime we just sit and observe how strange people are.