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Biffen

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Everything posted by Biffen

  1. Biffen replied to jackaub's topic in Melbourne Demons
    At least everyone's rooting for the same side.
  2. Same oil in the fryer if the online reviews are to be believed.
  3. We've got more things for sale at the Gat than you can imagine Frog.
  4. Btw - Duminy snuck into my test team for the demonland ultimate world champion cricket tragic super test teamand justified his spot this test. I think as I have Broad,patto,Warner etc I win based on calendar averages for the season.
  5. In Dollsns head there are hive coaches saying "we need top order batsmen who can play a test innings and not revert to one day shots" Edit : sent from small phone with fat fingers.
  6. One would suppose a top wig, racetrack identity and Demonland stalwart like yourself might part with the cash to remove the ads. Otherwise, the only way to beat temptation is to yield to it. I suffer from yellow fever and appear to have contracted it for life.
  7. In other words , you have caught some contagious virus and are no longer allowed to use the computer. I must advise you to keep away from the Russian sites,and also the St Kilda girls for a while. There is some new strain of geriatric communicable sexual disease that I suspect has come from Burwood.
  8. Must be stuck in the s bend.
  9. And shag thy neighbour's Mrs. merrily ,as the pharisees decreed.
  10. Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat. My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria. They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?
  11. Want a beer?Leave the money on the fridge. Not many Tv shows left that still use the word "dago".
  12. Voracious.
  13. Diabolical white rum at ten bucks a litre.tasted like tanning oil but you could smother the vile aroma with pineapple juice .many a nice girl would forget their senses on the stuff,however briefly,before chucking .
  14. Sorry gents.I was busy catching up with a recently widowed lass down the hall.poor girl was in tears but she is fine now.haven't had time to read about all your cheap drinks but from memory we had wine cooler in a cask and white rum known as Grunters wipeout,which it did.sexually,I would pass on some old war stories but a gentleman never tells.i could pen a book on the suburbs of kew and Brighton alone.
  15. I don't know how Adam Goodes can love with himself for accepting that award.
  16. Lucky you weren't at art school during The Robert Hughes era or we may never have known such talented criticism.You are welcome for "anexclusive tour" if you give me some warning so my minions can clean the art.
  17. Watching flies get stuck to fly paper. Beats watching paint dry or concrete setting anyway. Shitz on watching grass grow and SEN.
  18. Stop dealing hallucinogens and living between 6 toilet suites and you may have some chance of a stable life.
  19. Very generous of you.
  20. Zaharakis may be kicking the footy to himself then?
  21. re-smoked butts contain a lot more tar than the Marlboros. They should put warnings on the gutter. Still , I always say ,you may as well live it up while you can. That North wind kicking in just makes it hotter doesn't it?
  22. In other non-news,The Marlboro man died today of smoking related illness at the age of 72. Any more training pics? Sure is a hot one .
  23. He's always welcome back. Jesse Owens had the same time and issues.
  24. I was not going to mention it but you were ,as it was ,too quick.
  25. For a short time someone reported you had "died and gone to heaven" which I took a little too literally . I have learnt much from the incident and I will reserve you the "Honeymoon Suite" next time you come to town. Some of the items purchased have already been returned/and or sold. Nothing to worry about. BBO.

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