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Quite right-I was going to mention the McGrath incident as the exception. As far as the Monkey thing goes-I still dont think Symonds sooked so much as the stump cam gave up the culprits, from memory. What Warner did was prime-time trash talking.

I do . Warner wasn't complaining,just making an observation after a win. The English began their whinging after that. I expect the sledging to continue in earnest and hope it stays on the field. Do you think Warners comments were designed to send Trott packing? I doubt they were meant to be that malicious. I feel sympathy for Trott-none whatsoever for Peiterson,Broad,Swan,Cook,Root ,Prior,Anderson et al. Hope they can cop the abuse and try to win but they will lose and whinge .

I would never use race or personal attacks on the field and I am not sure Warner was privvy to Trotts mental state prior to the comments he made. It is quite laughable that we call a moratorium on sledging now because the Poms are feeling sooky. I would suggest they are big boys who were able to give it out over the last three series wins. Do you know-I don't think I have ever heard an Australian publicly complain about a sledge on the field to the media.Ever. The English are dreaming if they think they will not cop an increasing degree of mockery in the series. Get ready for a broken fuggin arm-and some badly hurt feelings old boys!

Now we are both without a no 3. Hope Trott is back in Test Cricket soon.

Quoting yourself is just a cheap four leg byes credited to the batsman because he is nearing the triple century . Let's make this quality and not quantity. Disgraceful No TS form.

Grandparents and grand-children share a common enemy-The Big Frog.

We've tried every batsman in NSW at least 3 times. Cowan is not a terrible bat and will probably get a chance when Watto pulls his hammy after three overs of puss. I really don't care who we play but I want to see wins. Our bowlers are fragile barring Siddle. I would pick Agar due the extra bounce in Aussie pitches-he could be a very handy player like Vettori of NZ -and for years. Warner is my prediction to become the premier bat in the land-if not the world. if we try Hughes again I will spew. Wade should get a go but wont. There is no future in playing the Pakistani guy-but it sells a few papers.(not talking about Khawaja)

You prefer [censored] dead ones Moon?

Frog-you bring the grog. make it French=and not that Aldi plonk. Please make sure my glass is no more than half empty of quality red at all times.

There was a particularly scathing interview on the internet that was so vitriolic it is worth uploading for those that know how. Something about needing counselling etc. I know Wongs has been around about 40 years They are bound to have a bad day occasionally. Lets hope not on the 27th.

I know a man of your class ,chum of Twiggy,breeder of thoroughbreds ,bon vivant and renowned wig ,would never publicly announce his generosity.

Very gracious of you Mr Leg. You are a generous man.

fried Quail Shark Fin Soup Pinot Noir Bananas fritters in ice cream.

My tax affairs are not for public discourse BBO. and I wont mention the huge Mansion you purchased in Romsey to refurbish into a massive house of sin. like I did in the other thread.

Plus 6.5 (one midget)

Very unkind DC. Some of the greatest writers in history were off their collective faces. A lot of the graffiti here is pure poetry.

You're probably right as you usually are in matters of taste BBO but the cat is out of the bag down here and everyone has it scrawled in their diaries. Redleg and WJ are not the types to withdraw such a generous offer. i shall run everybody through the car wash prior.

See you there-it's a short stumble from The Gat. I'll bring some "mates' from home. Some of them are pretty hungry. Good man Redleg!

If Cuzzy bro(Wade) keeps making runs then he should get back in. Haddin is a great bat but as you say-a backstop.

Could be the lure of the smaller pond. Or maybe he has croaked?

Not in the Philippine Islands one would hope.

I can attest to the power of the Lordweavers rehabilitation programs. There is a quote from "The Pharisees" that we were made to repeat 100 times a day but I have forgotten it since moving back into my evil lifestyle.

Dee tee-vee about to race in red and blue in Randwick . Place chance at 20s I reckon .

When doesn't the fat bastard pull a hammy or do his back. I find it hard to like any Aussie cricketers at the moment except for perhaps Chris Rogers who has earned it.

Would prefer to hear them BEFORE the race.