Biffen

Don't want to rain on your parade Jazza but in our family there is old saying."Behind every cloud there is more darkness and gloom, ended only by the inevitability of decay and death".

I cannot disclose the full nature of this one although it is not Lordweavers'Chrtistian re-education service nor was it one forced upon me by the Justice Department. It did involve beer,children ,and a river-in order of importance. Nobody was killed but several of the children suffered minor injuries, An overall success in my books.

Just back from camp and immediately see that the level of discourse has not leapt out of the gutter .

Seems a little antiquated. There are such things as tasers these days.

None of them involving transportation.

I thought you might use the rickshaw when in Vietnam. Sure its 10kms to town from the airport but why rush.

Lordweavers might be on some kind of hill song retreat for happy flappy new wavers.Hopefully he can slap some sense into the freaks.

Just been stealing cattle and shorting some power for a mate near Colac for his hydro farm . Too busy to post Jazza .

"What are your legs" "Springs-Steel Springs"

So can anyone tell me what Oscars favourite scene is ,from his favourite film ,Galipolli.

You've had a big night Moonie-you've already been totally eclipsed. And turned pink.

You are certainly getting around DC. Did you steal a fully charged mobility scooter and ride it down from Borewood or just "borrow " one of your lady friends cabcharge vouchers.

Oscars favourite film is Gallipoli.

Not necessarily , though the prosecutor is a complete Boer.

Apparently he has been tailoring his evidence to suit himself. So only telling half the story.

I heard Reeva was very excited about Valentines Day as Oscar had promised her a night on the tiles.

Maybe he likes to play Rage Against The Machine- or "Rolling on the River"

Wheelchairs nothwithstanding. But gently rocking.

That's hardly a way to discuss HRH. What would the CWA think of you speaking in such a manner?

I thought you might fancy the Judge.

pistorious appears to be half the man he was before the trial. He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

Yes big weekend. I prefer to think of myself as a kind of boozy soothsayer rather than a drunk. I saw your braincells at Stus disco. The were sitting on a cistern in the dunny. Best to forget about them and press on. The handcuffs the police use these days are totally unsophisticated- more like cable ties. Needless to say they were no match for yours truly.

A glass of metamucil in the morning or do you just get on the scooter and scoot?

I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?