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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I dare not ask if the salesperson involved in the merc transaction was working on commission.
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    you sleep whilst time moves?
  3. Biffen replied to Dees2014's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I've heard John Travolta is a real Melbourne man but he doesn't really come out to games because he prefers to keep it a secret.
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You guys must really love U2. Personally , I wouldn't give him the time of day ,let alone work for free for him. (He's actually worth millions WJ).
  5. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I can do them for $199.98. Cash only.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    More than half the team is from there. Scary.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    it's an ancient Adelaide custom. Developed on the banks of the Torrens.
  8. Biffen replied to Dees2014's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    since Kardashian showed her fat arse to the public
  9. Biffen replied to Dees2014's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    you tell him.
  10. Biffen replied to Dees2014's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Is Dave Larkin a celeb? Well FMD.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I happened to have a temporary job dressed as a light infantryman from 1915.Having no time to waste, leaving the bayonet at the desk, I dashed into court to face whiskey o'reilly , the country judge known to be better in the afternoon. As he stood when I entered, I knew I had made the right choice of apparel.
  12. I'm not getting too attached to him. We have been the jilted , crying,dumped little girl in the relationship for too long. I will just enjoy it game by game. The long term is not very long these days in footy. It's like flicker .
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    By the way, On my (formerly) private court matters. I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words . I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge. I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There is a lot of concern about the undesirable element ruining the convivial atmosphere and destroying the vibe in St Kilda. But we at the Gat have a long term plan to bring down rents and remove these Glen Waverley hipster from our happy home. No offence to Danby WJ,but he has no idea about Fitzroy St although his office is right in front of mine. He has given very few speeches in Parliament about the importance of the Gat to Australian art and culture. The only thing he had added in five terms has been about 30 kgs to his midriff. I need to stand up for Melbourne ports and get rid of these educated,employed parasites from our streets forever!
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Mostly just Souvlaki on my own New romantic shirt. Has never looked clean since about '87.
  16. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The frilly shirts alone would send the dry cleaning bill through the roof. But it would be even worse for Greek Seamen.
  17. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc? True? Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?
  18. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    He's banned from the Gat. Must have a friend in Broady?
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just watched landline .Must have been too civil to change the channel. You parasites are finished. A computer can milk the cows now. Time to re- skill. Try using your hick brain!
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One that doesn't use pictures. Give it a go Froggo!
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Slight axe wound. Not the first I've been involved with. Back on typing duties. Armed with a new keyboard that also has a delete button,a hyphen and other shiht I was lacking. I will now be cracking down on grammar and spelling again. You snivelling ignorami.
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That Little man at the helm of Essendon would never become so low (nearly impossible),that he would stoop(hardly needs to) so low as to engage in industrial espionage and personal vendettas against his opponents would he?
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Full of inanity once again I see chaps.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Nice work WJ. It's a dirty job but somebody must clean up all the irrelevant information. Which would account for most of the frogs pictures.
  25. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Our way of life is being threatened. Nay, the very existence of this warped playground may cease to be. I urge you all to pour a bucket if shizen over Frankys thread.!!!