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Now Chet Faker is a fan I might go follow the Melbournre lacrosse team. Footy has become too mainstream .

Were the skinheads or the free love and mungbean types the instigators of the pushing .Hard to tell from the news reports. It looked like dopey flag wavers were being protected by the cops from the Fitzroy north millionaire hippies.

Back in my day we passed around quite a number of things.That was in the amateurs of course so we never lowered ourselves to drink that swill. Top shelf only. These days I believe the ice pipe is the must have accessory for the country footballer. There was a time when a snort of snuff was de riguer during the break, but that was back when ol'dee had hair.

Try to sell him some of that quit smoking stuff from the warehouse, near the imported frozen berries.Meanwhile I will try to get him back on the smokes. He's ours now.

New reports have come out that he wanted to join the temple because he is fully Sikh.

A very favourable self diagnosis Jazz. it is how you must continue to think about yourself .Positively. If i detect any faults,it is my job to illuminate and amplify them.

I'd guess there is a lot of Red in the area. Not much of the other left to steal though.

You really don't know what you are getting yourself in for. You should run away,and never look back. You still have the chance. But if you do go ,there is no need for you to take any money. Bitters will pay for everything.He likes showing off his wealth.

They said that he had gone completely insane. That his methods were......unsound.

I kept the receipts luckily, I'll find a way to deduct it .

It is a bitter wind that does nothing for no one.Or words to that effect. Now whilst I must take some blame for absent mindfulness in forgetting my wallet as well as the map of Ballarat and the tickets , it is lucky i was able to keep BBo on an even keel by directing him to many of the Historical Public houses ye Olde Ballaarat has to offer. Our meandering journey traced steps taken by many a digger in search of fortune and beer , and we were no exception. BBo himself became whimsical as our historical journey ended and we made it to beautiful Wendouree ,the home or true Ballarat culture and Style. BBO insisted on paying for everything and was in fine form I am pleased to report and i was pleased to be able to negotiate on his behalf with the fine people of Ballarat,and the bogans of Wendouree. As the day progressed and a Demon victory looked a certainty ,Bitter drifted back down memory lane and into his perverted old self as he discussed the beauty of some of our younger members,one in particular who did not mind the leering and accidental bumps from behind that occured from nowhere and often caused the spilling of beer. I must say she did have lovely denim shorts on ,as did a few of our junior female supporters, which I applaud. Years ago ,I am told ,it was nearly culturally acceptable to sample the material of these shorts by hand .Sadly ,for Bitters ,those days have passed. As the match deteriorated ,we too began to wilt and BBo managed some beautiful shepherding of two old ladies in footscray colours whilst I borrowed a child to help us steal a cab (one of the only 2 in town). Fourty Eight bucks later and we had made our reservation on time ,the wine ,beautifully decanted, awaiting us. I had taken the liberty of ordering the 8 course degustation menu as a treat for BBO and although he probably wont thank me now ,in time I am sure he will appreciate the cultural growth I have engendered in him.

Jazza. I assume you mean in town. but if you wish to stay at home on your spree then I can organise travel for my staff. I'm told I have fantastic tour guide potential and my extensive knowledge of rural victoria means we might have to take the Gat to the country.

Park out the back of the Gat. I will keep an eye on it. Otherwise.Safeway in Acland St has a magnificent car park right near the Said park of LUNACY, off Shakespeare Gve. Which you may know.

The Fire Brigade recruits that received their training there would agree tacky.

Thank god you are safe. When you do not post something repulsive at least once a night we begin to worry. We were petrified that you had lost the other girls and wedged yourself into a crevasse.

Dressed in Frilly Victorian ,corseted outfit. Desperately searching for help, Oh i can picture it. BUT IT AINT PRETTY.

Oh yeah. The Eagles. In the rain. At Hanging Rock. I think i'd rather have the seniors card at home, watching TV, or porn in this case.

Some people need alcohol to give them the confidence to be outgoing and socially confident. BBO needed alcohol merely to function through the short day. Welcome back.

I'm in the peptide industry now. Gone legit.

That little K- Hunt. The AFL are probably wise not to delve. Just slip it under the rug like the Matthew Stokes incident .

Desperado has been the soundtrack to your life I'm guessing Jazz.

Must say I agree with CF ( nice initials). I visit this site solely for footballing cliches and you guys are always rabbiting on about red wine,prostates, bAnanas , alpacas,cows,smoke,drugs,the art of seduction ,toilets,Wednesday tennis swingers parties and every other bit of useless information. You should all be banned immediately.

That is certainly a colourful picture you paint and I must put it down partly to the dehydration and withdrawals you must gave suffered these past weeks.My revolution is already occurring every day. I am currently lobbying the government to lower the drinking age. As a nation,we couldn't possibly be stupider but the commonwealth was built on rum and gin. It's the only way to remove the jihadis- vomit on them.

Scallops and prostate troubles. You two should come and see how the rest of us live. The last scallop I ate was not a scallop at all but I did not dare ask for the ingredients.

i can't see your point, but she can sing.