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Lordweavers might be on some kind of hill song retreat for happy flappy new wavers.Hopefully he can slap some sense into the freaks.

Just been stealing cattle and shorting some power for a mate near Colac for his hydro farm . Too busy to post Jazza .

"What are your legs" "Springs-Steel Springs"

So can anyone tell me what Oscars favourite scene is ,from his favourite film ,Galipolli.

You've had a big night Moonie-you've already been totally eclipsed. And turned pink.

You are certainly getting around DC. Did you steal a fully charged mobility scooter and ride it down from Borewood or just "borrow " one of your lady friends cabcharge vouchers.

Oscars favourite film is Gallipoli.

Not necessarily , though the prosecutor is a complete Boer.

Apparently he has been tailoring his evidence to suit himself. So only telling half the story.

I heard Reeva was very excited about Valentines Day as Oscar had promised her a night on the tiles.

Maybe he likes to play Rage Against The Machine- or "Rolling on the River"

Wheelchairs nothwithstanding. But gently rocking.

That's hardly a way to discuss HRH. What would the CWA think of you speaking in such a manner?

I thought you might fancy the Judge.

pistorious appears to be half the man he was before the trial. He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

Yes big weekend. I prefer to think of myself as a kind of boozy soothsayer rather than a drunk. I saw your braincells at Stus disco. The were sitting on a cistern in the dunny. Best to forget about them and press on. The handcuffs the police use these days are totally unsophisticated- more like cable ties. Needless to say they were no match for yours truly.

A glass of metamucil in the morning or do you just get on the scooter and scoot?

I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you. Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

Maybe he was looking for a close shave and she had used his blades.

The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow. I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

He'll bounce back- when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

Comments like that can be 'armful . You should try walking a mile in his shoes.