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Biffen

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  1. I admit that was the clean version Moon.
  2. I once had a green voting girlfriend who was bisexual back in the day and we often went canoeing together. Every time i went down into her canoe it was immaculately clean. I asked her how it came that way and although she was shy about it she later told me she had a woman in twice a week.
  3. Please dont post those creepy fkn toads.Makes me want take up blow darts.
  4. As if this needs explaining to you BBO, but at least you are not simply gathering very,very low hanging fruit and you still harbour useless ambitions of attaining youthful flesh. Dc has not so much given up but has focused on quantity over quality.
  5. Serial rorters of multiple pensions find themselves in a never ending spiral of dependency on Viagra and Cialis as well as Gin and Tonic. They live from Thursday to the next fortnight in a sexual frenzy,the final fizzle in the loins being not unlike the death rattle of the giant blowfly.
  6. Thanks for clearing that up . Jesus, you must be on the good Shiraz. You give off an heir of intelligence which is rarely seen here,nor welcome .
  7. Are you telling me you don't like his pictorial additions to what is an essentially a long running,big content thread with a formerly text based readership being overrun by some Meth coast freak with 9 toilets and a computer?
  8. Not a fan of Redfoo then?
  9. 500 page of human neuroses. Well done all.
  10. I've never been so insul.... oh yes I have.
  11. At least the Centrelink in Romsey has jobs for Alpaca wranglers and wool graders. Anything to keep them in Romsey.
  12. Gold help your students in the future. When is Romsey expecting to have its first high school graduate? Surely he/she will be made Mayor instantly. Edit:apostrophe. but BBO is surely to sauced to give a flying about such things now.
  13. More of an observation. And I don't associate with Hirdy anymore FYI.
  14. That's a given.
  15. As much as I don't like discussing things traitor on this thread, Frawley isn't in the same category as our mate from Breakfast point. Chip is entitled to look for a successful second half of his career. I hope he doesn't but at least he was good for us for a while.
  16. When do I get to be a part of the illuminati and all that. Wouldn't mind a slice of the reserve bank either. What do i have to do for that.
  17. Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room. Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.
  18. No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty. Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.
  19. Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda? Except i wont do the goat thing.
  20. Good thinking , Why raise a sweat? When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust . Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust. I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it. With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.
  21. Oh no.....I've been marketing it as an aphrodisiac in the Grey belt (Eastern burbs). Watch what those lascivious blue rinsers try to slip in your tea at old fartz tennis tomorrow.
  22. They wont let me fly to Perth and anyway I need the stuff for my chemistry experiments here in the Gat, the locals love it .Seems harmless enough.
  23. The pond at least.
  24. So you're on the meth too. They must put it in the water over there.
  25. What Joke?