Biffen

Wheelchairs nothwithstanding. But gently rocking.

That's hardly a way to discuss HRH. What would the CWA think of you speaking in such a manner?

I thought you might fancy the Judge.

pistorious appears to be half the man he was before the trial. He keeps shooting himself in the foot.

Yes big weekend. I prefer to think of myself as a kind of boozy soothsayer rather than a drunk. I saw your braincells at Stus disco. The were sitting on a cistern in the dunny. Best to forget about them and press on. The handcuffs the police use these days are totally unsophisticated- more like cable ties. Needless to say they were no match for yours truly.

A glass of metamucil in the morning or do you just get on the scooter and scoot?

I'm not sure if I'm spelling this correctly but perhaps Horlicks?

Bingo is like some kind of sicko foreplay for a guy like you. Sherry some kind of aphroDaisiac!

A catch 22 would be Dc in a bingo hall for herpes sufferers .

Maybe he was looking for a close shave and she had used his blades.

The court is expected to be standing room only tomorrow. I wonder if he will use this defence as a crutch.

He'll bounce back- when the jury let him go there will be a spring in his step.

I'm surprised comments on this subject have not been disabled.

Comments like that can be 'armful . You should try walking a mile in his shoes.

That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty. Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?

Now you're really plumbing the bottom of the Reeva. It would take an olympic feet for you to wring more laughs out of this one.

Followed by the sequel, "I can't Jump puddles"

Oscar hasn't.

I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream. That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.

"he sat down by the Reeva and wept"

or maybe he has used aid?

I wonder if he is using a paralegal?

So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.

That wont hold water

You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees. In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.