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Then Fl..OG shows up and [censored] it.

You wouldn't know the concept of service unless you were complaining about the lack of it. By the way, the Frog actor Gerard Depardieu can drink 14 bottles of plonk a day you are dead to me now. Beaten by a Frenchman.Merde!

The Kew Cotham Rd Tram of course.Redleg.

Where is the Shiraz Monster? Must be Shampooing the mirken.

I've got NFL whatsoever.Thank [censored].

He might not be interested in you Song. I think we need a plan b.

not with a bang but a whimper...

Good for you Song. Must admit i haven't seen a photo of him myself but I'm sure he is a lovely young man.

Oscar will be found guilty of Hottycide. And bad acting

Poor Greg Norman nearly threw his entire hand in today. Must have had a problem with the choke.

Puts a new meaning to palmolivegold.

Apply this to any good thread. More pizz in the punch as we say at the Gat.

Stop hanging shyte on Schwabby. Only me and WYL had the vision back then. The payoff will arrive soon.

None of you understand AFL to the extent I do. That is why your human existences are less important than mine. We al agree.

Greg Norman nearly cut his own hand off today. Thought it might be in constant demand downstairs but apparently he couldn't outsource the tree lopping despite his cash/

Last orgasm

Great film based on the life of DC and his protoge. Hopefully you manage to stay conscious while you romance yourself.

I did write a list of all the people I wanted to blow away and send it to them for review. Probably not the best decision in hindsight .

I have tried several times to get a gun license Jizza but the govt in it's wisdom has declined to provide me with one. If you need my services in the future I am more of knife man.

Cant believe you use dishes Jizz. Thought you just killed em and cooked em on the coals. you toff you.

We wait like baited breath.

Dont waste your last mortal posts arguing the price of your "vitamins". Give us something profound and memorable,something inspiring perhaps?

A cad never pays for his own Viagra. especially not a professional.

The 10000 club is so elite that you may never have to pay for jam and scones again.

Your discussion of matinee Idols may help get you into the petticoats of polite Eastern Suburbs retirees but in 5 more posts you will join the elite company of procrastinators,time wasters and triflers to notch up five figures here. How does it feel?