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Those blue rinse Borewood women dont use plastic surgery- Daisycutter chases the ones who have had hip surgery. A couple of gins after Wednesday tennis and its game,set,match.

Pity they left the head.

Life is good- and there is no such thing as an ugly woman.even Caro has her admirers.

Just likes the feel of the whip .

50% of frog insane , and the rest weird.

Only in moments of weakness.

Some of us on the penthouse floor entertain people here.The riff raff midnight cowboys are forced to shower before they are given a key. Usually dirty rural types. Although , I will concede that most of the hot water here is heated in teaspoons.

Mankind is better off without my help Bbo .Currently I am not feeling well disposed towards humanity. The hot water is on the blink at the Gat and the Grand old flag may as well be in the urinal for another year.

I suggest you stock up on Single Malt.go to tas and get the worlds best from the distillery door.Or come down to the Gat and pick up some medicine that makes you feel like a winner for a brief time. I'm going to take up haberdashery as a hobby. I bet the MFC players cannot even knit.

Your faithful canine friend is your only hope at this time Bitters. Do as he does in the corner of your chamber.eat,sleep,lick your wounds and come out fighting another day.

Bitters- you have let us all in to your confidence about very delicate issues. There is a cream that removes nappy rash that also removes " chicken skin" however temporarily . As a fraternity, we should be more supportive of Bbos vain and futile attempts to gain entry to the young dees member group. I for one would be proud of him if he slipped his way in to this coterie and could provide us with an insiders view if what they get up to.

Quit posting erotica [censored]. Bitters will get too excited. As far as the art adorning the walls of the Royal Gatwick, It seems to me more in the style of Gilbert and George. You certainly wouldn't to touch the paintings.

They are delicious .They could replace the Demon as our emblem -the Melbourne Mangosteens. Just running it up the flagpole.

Coffee and a smoke gets my mind moving in the morning. Ever tried castor oil?

Been on a few cheap ones myself.

Finally,if DCs advice doesn't work then put everything back in the box and take it back to the shop and tell them you want your money back because you are too provincial to own a computer.wear your alpaca inseminating hat for extra effect.

Try cleaning the Shiraz and drool from the keyboard.

The bookies were pumping Melbourne all week with their media mates. That is how I knew we would lose.

Wyl watching 186,whiteboard Wednesdays,and TFs with Garry in coach choosing mode is all the same trip for WYL. Norm Smith and RDB is something he is still trying to process.

The wife will be pleased. It has probably been a while I'm guessing.

I know where he gets his morning coffee if you want to save a trip to the wetlands.It's in Albert Park but I'm confident the locals will support you now that you conviction and a raison d'être

Morality is such a grey area when you face property damage and interruption to your neighbourly duties.My advice to you is the same as Kissinger gave Nixon. Nuke 'em.

@ Actually,sage it good with gamey bird as a stuffing or a sauce. I suggest butter ,sage , pepper and oil.Now that we have dispensed our sage advice I suggest we leave the great man alone to sort out Mitch Clarks life and get back to that crossword clue that we keep slipping up on.

Ravens and other carrion do often gather near the Gatwick but they don't last long. Shoot away Bbo .god put all creatures on earth to be exploited by man or shot for sport. Load up the 12 gauge.

Tomata?