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I prefer the Elvis version with the big band . Unfortunately Caroline is my sisters name . My flag winning cricket team adopted"Dirty old Town" by the Pogues as our unofficial anthem.

Can't talk right now-very busy with the chainsaw and the basement if a total mess.

Somehow he got them to tackle properly last night-bringing the enemy down to ground and pushing off to get up for the next contest. i have never seen the players make such good second and third efforts, and such quick recoveries. The other brilliant thing last night was the taps, knocks,palms,punches and slaps to advantage. I am certain this was instructed by Goodwin-it stopped the ring a rosy handball and kept momentum moving our way-stopped the flat footed sharing of the previous weeks.

I wouldn't bet on it. Try 2 nights in the Nairobi Hilton for an unskilled white Arts graduate to make assessments "on the ground" Try reading "Lords of Poverty" and you will see how corrupt the charity industry is. Sorry to wreck your feelings of altruistic generosity.

Great win considering: 1.No Hogan or Gawn. 2.A hostile crown of Subsidised Australians. 3. Terrible first half umpiring, throwing from Adelaide allowed. 4.We came from 4 goals down after gifted goals to Tex.

6.Pedo 5.Petracca 4.Vince 3.Salem 2.Oliver 1.Jones (the midfielders take my votes in our most even performance in years.)

Probably his best game ever. Like a fine wine is Pedo.

Based on what?

One of the most overused words in football is culture. The famous Bloods culture- BS- just propped up by other club for two decades. Culture means the way we feed, clothe, shelter and entertain ourselves. Thats all.

I had a " to and from" callling with an investment opportunity from a London number. HE got irate at me for telling him to call back later. "Excuse me!" He repeated loudly and often as I was dining. In the end I was so perplexed I requested he go [censored] himself .

I just read that the worlds biggest root was in Ouyen. Tooleybuc thought they might have the record but the girth was bigger in Ouyen.

never in history have so many wasted so much time for so little point.

Not happy with the old woodyard? Run out of Mallee roots?

Great Oval WJ . The last time I was there was for a wedding. The Grandstand is a beauty. When I'm there I imagine Kevin Murray or Roosy running around for the Roy boys. Sadly, the area has been over run with hipsters and pseudo royalty such as Earl Hood.

Pie night would be interesting.

I thought it was the Jewish team in the ammos where Whispering Jack threw his elbows around in the 60's.

Reminds me of the time I was at the beach and the birds took my bag of herbs. I left no Tern unstoned.

No E? That would be unusual in such meetings.

Bitters chains and chokers might be the appriopriate sponsor for our BoJ . "Guaranteed to choke with little pressure" "Chains that never break"

These are combatants on a football field Ethan,not a pair of lads who just met on Grinder. A wedgey and an elbow in the diaphragm will suffice from Neville.

FM sideways- of course we do. Lame.

Kill a bunch of misfits and dissolve their bodies in hydrochloric acid while still accessing their dole payments.

Macron might have financed his campaign from "Maman's" purse when she wasn't looking. Le Pen may well have received funding from Russians. Putin wants some control over the Muslim population in Europe so they don't slaughter the people who belong there. The French aren't worried about that- but they have always been weak willed and pathetic. Meanwhile Turkey is threatening to open the floodgates,which is an act of war in itself ,but some don't see it . Brrexit is the smartest thing GB has done since D-day.

Unchecked rage is cool again. I'm so glad.

We've slipped to page 3. Not for the first time for many here One would presume. I'm disappointed that inanity has slipped from vogue.