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Biffen

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  1. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Was it snowing that day or was it just dandruff,spittle and sweat pouring off the specimen?
  2. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There was certainly enough for everyone.
  3. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I have seen it first hand and it cannot be denied. Though it is often for the wrong reasons.
  4. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You see DC, Jazza learnt at home. It should be innate .
  5. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    They are lovely with butter ,salt ,pepper and a sprinkle of parmesan. Fresh Redleg-not the canned variety rolled diagonally in a slice of white bread that has had the crust removed.
  6. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You never really left us fl.og Not for long enough anyhow.
  7. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Actually ,you're right. The frog deserves no ruth!
  8. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Fair point. Just some levity on what for some is a very sad day. You heartless intellectual snob.
  9. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    DC having his favourite day of the year with many I bet. Bitters busy showering the women of Romsey with carnations.
  10. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    and if you could walk that way you wouldn't need the talcum powder.
  11. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Sell the farm Jizz. Dairy farming is best left to corrupt Chinese
  12. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Jizzo was a master of the slap stick. Probably still does.
  13. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Sleep at the G coming up. FMD. You would have to be completely [censored] faced wouldn't you?
  14. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Having had the withering pleasure of meeting BBO and his metrosexual friend on Sunday morning i have only really now come to terms with the dangers of online chat forums such as this. BBO had donned his arseless chaps for the Freo game ,and was intent on drinking a quick six pots or as they call it in Romsey ,morning tea. He was also intent on dragging others into verbal confrontations with random strangers ,which must have prompted him to bring Moonshadow ,though one seriously has to wonder why. Also in tow was the lovely and erudite Maple ,who must have fallen prey to the sick charms and crude invocations we all know uncle bitters is capable of. Luckily ,Maple was three sheets to the wind upon arrival ,oblivious to the coarseness of her chaperones.She began the morning with a Midori mixed with Maple syrup and I'm quite surprised she didn't add sugar. She managed to find a child that had lost it's parent and proceeded to feed it a procession of junk food which was just as well as the dirty little urchin looked as if it had been wandering the streets for some time. I took the liberty of inviting a great legal mind along to defray any impositions the law might attempt to impose on such a likely crew. Good job too. Not long into the second quarter , Bitters began a slippery descent into a homophobic rant at the umpires ,an unfortunate Freo supporter who looked like he had ridden a fixie to the game with a little creatures pilsener stuffed in his beard,as well as at some men in front of us who were very well groomed. Moonie decided to try to quell the gathering police presence by diverting attention to the football but at this stage he was virtually unconscious ,balthering about the Greens and composting and how we can change the world from our inner city terraces and a copy of Das Kapital. Naturally ,i was the first arrested and while I waited for my lawyer to end the matter it appears Bitters had caused him some offence, and he refused to act on my behalf ever again. Long story short ,BBO blamed me for the homophobic rants and had me arrested. Moonie disappeared back into his vege garden and Maple absconded with the child to sell it on ebay. To top it off ,BBO refused to pay my bail so i was forced to spend the evening away from the Gat. Never again.
  15. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Better pack your bags [censored]. Before she starts charging you for phone calls .
  16. Jesse " the body" Hogan?
  17. The system. All you can do.
  18. What a poor impersonation of the greatest athlete of all time. Ravishing Rick Flair! "To be the man-you gotta BEAT the man. And I am -The MAN!!
  19. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Speaking of which, Fallen on tough times. Drinking Chilean wines. Surprisingly good. What the [censored] has the Australian wine industry ever done for me anyway. They should be building statues to honour customers like me.
  20. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    WHo doesn't love a wet lunch?
  21. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.
  22. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I own a collection of Mercedes Benz symbols taken from the bonnets of various different models over decades.
  23. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just a fiery naked she-devil ,covered in flames ,a trident,some snakes,some indecipherable crud,some shhity latin/chinese script,a dagger and a Demonic figure across the forehead. Nothing weird.
  24. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If you call 10 seconds a long time ,then i managed to abstain for that long.
  25. Biffen replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Get Gus to the Ink parlour pronto! I want to see some Ink. When you have a ten or twelve year future in the AFL it doesn't really matter what the corporate system says about face/neck/sleeve tatts or job prospects. He is an AFL mid-fielder ,bon fide, and he needs to start colouring himself in like one. Hurry up Jonesy!