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Iv'e lost count of all the consorts here Earl. Guilt as charged!

Lunch on the morrow with my social inferiors(as always) at the RACV in the city. Uncle Bitters has booked a table with Bomber Thomson in order to learn more on sexual/social etiquette in a club environment.

We could summarise it as extortion BJ. Nothing sinister.

Four years should be enough for him to cut his teeth in a good team. Sure needs it. Makes Gary Busey look like he has microdontia.

Seems the way of the world that the truth is never as palatable as the offence taken to it. More is the pity.

Can we end this farce of banning Uncle Bitters from the forum due to some of his innocuous comments on Stuies marital situation which were made in a private conversation,after all. I'm bored off my titz on here without the dirty ol' C.

If he can fight, he can play footy and he can fight and play footy.

This clip will explain Stuie somewhat ,and may help him to figure himself out in time,with luck. Start watching from 1min45 for the crux.

Happened to me once Nasher as I was discussing marriage with Robbie F who has since left. Trouble was,he took a a private conversation public but not the deranged rantings from his side. Anyhow,big boys take it on the chin,which is something I thought Stuie would be capable of,given his experience.

I'm shocked and appalled,like all of us ,at Bitty's disgraceful behaviour. We can only hope he learns from this and comes back to us a better person.

I think he can play-although some say he has poor disposal. Seems to be very quick,and we are slower than treacle on a cold day. I reckon he would slot into our top 22 pretty easily. His face is a concern though,as chookrat has noted.

Have we ever beaten a team by 39 and then lost to them by 98 in the same year?

I worked out why we never got the points there up until today. It thought it was to do with the wings and the size of the ground originally but now I know it is because we have been a bunch of weak spirited ,useless retardos for the past 10 years. And GWS tanked.

There once was a lovely young miss Who went down the river to [censored] Then a man in a punt Stuck an oar in her eye and now she has to wear glasses. Edit:cant believe "read "is censored.

Was offered 3 freebies to level 2 today but declined because I don't need the grief anymore. I can stay home for that. Sorry to be negative . Happy fathers day all and especially BBO and DC who have fathered so many children throughout their respective regions.

I'm somewhere between having money and having money. Which means a Global financial crisis must be imminent.

God no Moon. They must wear uniform to remove any sense of identity or individualism they may possess. PS I happened to be listening to a subscriber based radio station the other day when a green ,lefty susso type pledged them financial support. Although I have my doubts that he will actually pay, it sounded like it could have been a communist sympathiser like yourself.

It's difficult running a business 24/7 . The staff were so ungrateful . I feel for the poor man who owns them all. Most of my employees are under control thank goodness. I hate dissent in the ranks. Spoils my footrub and bath time.

Sorry guys, been working on re-staffing some of my semi legit business operations with 457 workers. Flat out conducting interviews and my own version of a personality test. Seems no one has been overly fussed by my absence. Negative,self-obsessed old prix that you are. Except for BBo who made time to slander me once again.

Still feels good to be waking up and contributing to society, if only others shared my passion for the community!

L'embeciles sont prendu la maison.

Some people will do anything for a good story. This guy went a little OTT. All these parasites coming down to bask in the air down at the Gatwick are driving up the room prices!! What was once considered a festering flea pit is now the place to be seen. They can all [censored] off. Except for Bitters ,our loyal country visitor who is welcome anytime(with the credit card).

Guess what-Siddle got a roll and cleaned them up using ball movement rather than flat out speed. You would think Rod Marsh might have known that earlier and played him.

Now you are trying to destroy HIS reputation. Chapeau!

The deal that will sink all the Swans hard won respect. Never again. Jesus aint coming back. Think of it this way.... Your name is Joe Blo and you are playing great footy for the Swans ,and are off the Rookie list. You attend all the meetings,sessions,physio etc just like Buddy and Kurt(even a few more ) Contract time comes around and although you have played the same amount of games,are in the 10 top in the B and F,theses guys are guaranteed their 1 mill but you have to argue the point for your $250,000 ,beg to get a massage because 3 guys are doing Buddys legs before a match ,sit up the back of the plane etc. Meanwhile other clubs are noticing your talents and are building something from the ground up and have offered you $320k How does that work for the other 39 guys on the list? The Swans are back to oblivion for the foreseeable.