Biffen

500 page of human neuroses. Well done all.

I've never been so insul.... oh yes I have.

At least the Centrelink in Romsey has jobs for Alpaca wranglers and wool graders. Anything to keep them in Romsey.

Gold help your students in the future. When is Romsey expecting to have its first high school graduate? Surely he/she will be made Mayor instantly. Edit:apostrophe. but BBO is surely to sauced to give a flying about such things now.

More of an observation. And I don't associate with Hirdy anymore FYI.

That's a given.

As much as I don't like discussing things traitor on this thread, Frawley isn't in the same category as our mate from Breakfast point. Chip is entitled to look for a successful second half of his career. I hope he doesn't but at least he was good for us for a while.

When do I get to be a part of the illuminati and all that. Wouldn't mind a slice of the reserve bank either. What do i have to do for that.

Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room. Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.

No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty. Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.

Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda? Except i wont do the goat thing.

Good thinking , Why raise a sweat? When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust . Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust. I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it. With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.

Oh no.....I've been marketing it as an aphrodisiac in the Grey belt (Eastern burbs). Watch what those lascivious blue rinsers try to slip in your tea at old fartz tennis tomorrow.

They wont let me fly to Perth and anyway I need the stuff for my chemistry experiments here in the Gat, the locals love it .Seems harmless enough.

The pond at least.

So you're on the meth too. They must put it in the water over there.

What Joke?

AFter all Fl og ,posting at 4.53 am means you are probably pizzed,after all. Even if you Perth types go to bed late.

Shouldn't you be mixing up the metamucil? I'm surprised your latest conquest hasn't got her teeth in the jar and the curlers in.

He's blacked out early tonight.

ask Spike Milligan. Poor Man. On his gravestone are the immortal words.. "I told you I was Ill."

Jazza - it is impolite to use the word pillow biter these days .The correct nomenclature is " young liberal" Also ,several of the fine beauties here at the gat have taken offence at your references . Anyway- it's colder than a witches teats . I'm going to set something on fire just so I can feel my hands again.

As Moonie might attest to ,you have never really been a fussy eater BBo.Something your personal trainer might have noticed.

Poor old pond scum. I often think about him just after my morning coffee and cig. As I sit on my throne.

I moved out of that line of work months ago.I recall vividly a time when you were willing to be the John Voight character to my Dustin Hoffman. You country lads come to town with stars in your eyes in your tasseled suede suits but you never last long in the cut and thrust of the big smoke.