Biffen

He might not be interested in you Song. I think we need a plan b.

not with a bang but a whimper...

Good for you Song. Must admit i haven't seen a photo of him myself but I'm sure he is a lovely young man.

Oscar will be found guilty of Hottycide. And bad acting

Poor Greg Norman nearly threw his entire hand in today. Must have had a problem with the choke.

Puts a new meaning to palmolivegold.

Apply this to any good thread. More pizz in the punch as we say at the Gat.

Stop hanging shyte on Schwabby. Only me and WYL had the vision back then. The payoff will arrive soon.

None of you understand AFL to the extent I do. That is why your human existences are less important than mine. We al agree.

Greg Norman nearly cut his own hand off today. Thought it might be in constant demand downstairs but apparently he couldn't outsource the tree lopping despite his cash/

Last orgasm

Great film based on the life of DC and his protoge. Hopefully you manage to stay conscious while you romance yourself.

I did write a list of all the people I wanted to blow away and send it to them for review. Probably not the best decision in hindsight .

I have tried several times to get a gun license Jizza but the govt in it's wisdom has declined to provide me with one. If you need my services in the future I am more of knife man.

Cant believe you use dishes Jizz. Thought you just killed em and cooked em on the coals. you toff you.

We wait like baited breath.

Dont waste your last mortal posts arguing the price of your "vitamins". Give us something profound and memorable,something inspiring perhaps?

A cad never pays for his own Viagra. especially not a professional.

The 10000 club is so elite that you may never have to pay for jam and scones again.

Your discussion of matinee Idols may help get you into the petticoats of polite Eastern Suburbs retirees but in 5 more posts you will join the elite company of procrastinators,time wasters and triflers to notch up five figures here. How does it feel?

I admit that was the clean version Moon.

I once had a green voting girlfriend who was bisexual back in the day and we often went canoeing together. Every time i went down into her canoe it was immaculately clean. I asked her how it came that way and although she was shy about it she later told me she had a woman in twice a week.

Please dont post those creepy fkn toads.Makes me want take up blow darts.

As if this needs explaining to you BBO, but at least you are not simply gathering very,very low hanging fruit and you still harbour useless ambitions of attaining youthful flesh. Dc has not so much given up but has focused on quantity over quality.

Serial rorters of multiple pensions find themselves in a never ending spiral of dependency on Viagra and Cialis as well as Gin and Tonic. They live from Thursday to the next fortnight in a sexual frenzy,the final fizzle in the loins being not unlike the death rattle of the giant blowfly.