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Biffen

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  1. I can see you being showered in gold and just loving it.
  2. I own a collection of Mercedes Benz symbols taken from the bonnets of various different models over decades.
  3. Just a fiery naked she-devil ,covered in flames ,a trident,some snakes,some indecipherable crud,some shhity latin/chinese script,a dagger and a Demonic figure across the forehead. Nothing weird.
  4. If you call 10 seconds a long time ,then i managed to abstain for that long.
  5. Get Gus to the Ink parlour pronto! I want to see some Ink. When you have a ten or twelve year future in the AFL it doesn't really matter what the corporate system says about face/neck/sleeve tatts or job prospects. He is an AFL mid-fielder ,bon fide, and he needs to start colouring himself in like one. Hurry up Jonesy!
  6. I dare not ask if the salesperson involved in the merc transaction was working on commission.
  7. you sleep whilst time moves?
  8. I've heard John Travolta is a real Melbourne man but he doesn't really come out to games because he prefers to keep it a secret.
  9. You guys must really love U2. Personally , I wouldn't give him the time of day ,let alone work for free for him. (He's actually worth millions WJ).
  10. I can do them for $199.98. Cash only.
  11. More than half the team is from there. Scary.
  12. it's an ancient Adelaide custom. Developed on the banks of the Torrens.
  13. since Kardashian showed her fat arse to the public
  14. Is Dave Larkin a celeb? Well FMD.
  15. I happened to have a temporary job dressed as a light infantryman from 1915.Having no time to waste, leaving the bayonet at the desk, I dashed into court to face whiskey o'reilly , the country judge known to be better in the afternoon. As he stood when I entered, I knew I had made the right choice of apparel.
  16. I'm not getting too attached to him. We have been the jilted , crying,dumped little girl in the relationship for too long. I will just enjoy it game by game. The long term is not very long these days in footy. It's like flicker .
  17. By the way, On my (formerly) private court matters. I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words . I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge. I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!
  18. There is a lot of concern about the undesirable element ruining the convivial atmosphere and destroying the vibe in St Kilda. But we at the Gat have a long term plan to bring down rents and remove these Glen Waverley hipster from our happy home. No offence to Danby WJ,but he has no idea about Fitzroy St although his office is right in front of mine. He has given very few speeches in Parliament about the importance of the Gat to Australian art and culture. The only thing he had added in five terms has been about 30 kgs to his midriff. I need to stand up for Melbourne ports and get rid of these educated,employed parasites from our streets forever!
  19. Mostly just Souvlaki on my own New romantic shirt. Has never looked clean since about '87.
  20. The frilly shirts alone would send the dry cleaning bill through the roof. But it would be even worse for Greek Seamen.
  21. They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc? True? Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?
  22. He's banned from the Gat. Must have a friend in Broady?
  23. Just watched landline .Must have been too civil to change the channel. You parasites are finished. A computer can milk the cows now. Time to re- skill. Try using your hick brain!
  24. One that doesn't use pictures. Give it a go Froggo!