Biffen

Did some light gardening myself.

What a brainstorm. We take our own oval back. I like it.

For some. Alas not moi.

Donning a false moustache and crooning badly to old Dean Martin tunes?

Half a souvlaki that I wake up with in the bed ,a coffee a smoke and I'm ready to take on the world.

A little harsh on frog, but i'm guessing a Gen Y with 9 dunnies and an ice habit in outer Perth DGAF.

Jazza Jazza Jazzman. I'm hoping irony is at play . I go out to deal with the Frinite rush and all has turned to hurt and bitterness against our dear colleague Bittsy. May I remind you that Moneater is either a redheaded child or a very easily offended person because all of us here like milking it.

No need to thank me. Because I haven't.

I do a line in lawyer bashing too if you really need to hear it . But I must warn you that I am highly litigious and my legal counsel are expert at following winners when they are not procrastinating here. Which is quite often.

May I say how wonderful it is to have someone of such deep moral fibre and respect for others join our bedraggled thread. We welcome you sir . ,I too have become a little peeved about the slurs on my character that have been thrown about but as I am a fully grown man I have learnt to take it as light banter and nothing more. When I was a small child I may have cried about the accusations of cheapness,being a hoon ,a terribly deceitful dealer,as well as a tax evader and a social benefit scammer. These days I like to think I can rise above these desperates that try to slander me and I now realise that they are merely a pack of homocidal,delinquent,granny bashing ,jock sniffing freaks barring all but a very few. I also grew a thick skin and have become friends with several of the weak minded dimwits that dared to ever question me, In time,Moneyeater you may learn to be like me. So move on life is too short too worry about being called a little dirty [censored] [censored] wussbag [censored] putana [censored] cry baby.... Or any of those names.

I'm sure he has deep regret for any hurt and will be back to apologise once he has finished torturing his menagerie.

Settle Moaner, We just do light comedy here and it involves swearing as we are big boys having a laugh(some girls too). But if you do meet him please slip him one in the nuts for me.

They dont call him bitter for nuthin'

Only when you are deflowering in the neighbours garden.

Somebody fix the censor. [censored] should not show up.

Then Fl..OG shows up and [censored] it.

You wouldn't know the concept of service unless you were complaining about the lack of it. By the way, the Frog actor Gerard Depardieu can drink 14 bottles of plonk a day you are dead to me now. Beaten by a Frenchman.Merde!

The Kew Cotham Rd Tram of course.Redleg.

Where is the Shiraz Monster? Must be Shampooing the mirken.

I've got NFL whatsoever.Thank [censored].

He might not be interested in you Song. I think we need a plan b.

not with a bang but a whimper...

Good for you Song. Must admit i haven't seen a photo of him myself but I'm sure he is a lovely young man.

Oscar will be found guilty of Hottycide. And bad acting

Poor Greg Norman nearly threw his entire hand in today. Must have had a problem with the choke.