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Nice work Lord Travis Bickle. Next time you want to fight, please wear rubber gloves. You dont know what disease you might pickup. Or better still, smuggle in a blunt object. Keep up the violence! Peace.

Moorabin isn't country Vic. Is it RDB? (one day it will be for sure)

One of your more astute footballing observations big man. Any news on Nathan Jones' tatts?

Beat is such a buzzword . I'm more like a Physiotherapist. Manipulative.

being a student of Carl Jung ,I can recount to you with some(faked) sincerity the actual importance of dreams in order to realise the potential within our psychic being . Macca is simply reliving a pre-pubescent fantasy of exclusion which is a necessary part of success and "becoming who you are". The synchronicity involved in BBOS mentioning of The Reality Bus is quite significant as a pointer to same notions of exclusion/exclusion. i.e. Macca is exploring the possibility of a "prolonged winning streak" which removes him from the comfort zone of dreaming and into the reality of winning . my final diagnosis and subsequent advice ,free of charge ,is for Macca to try to maintain a noble humility as we ascend the ladder and then spit on the scum that we no longer need to be nice to.

My Daughter is coming to the footy with me . never even thought of taking her. She only wants to beat Collingwood ,Essendon ,Richmond,Carlton,Footscray . she once supported the Dogs. We have a new member . Give your kid a few weeks to before inflicting a heavy burden on him . He might come around and see the light at the end of The Vault.

You've made your revelation abundantly clear with some of your posts oh wise Land Lord.

That would be hilarious and inspiring at the same time . Cannot happen. Go back to sleep and find out what happens in September. Remembering we realize our full potential in this state .(Not Vic). ironic that we must achieve our dreams whilst riding the reality bus .

Are you on a bender?

happiness is a middle class obsession . This thread will never last . it's full of sin and diversion from the one true calling .

Percy Beames

If we actually start to win games I will be calling for a complete change of Board positions. Traditionally , on- field success means financial poverty so I will not be happy with the admin . Also , DeetV should be replaced with readings from WYLs new magnus opus-"The Lean Years", so we dont forget the crap times, avoiding complacency. Daisycutter will be running for Mayor of Burwood-Kennetts old seat, so with our new found respect and "pull" we can turn the leafy green parks of the East into a social, club, Sexpo, Casino,stripper,family entertainment type thing. BBO will be able to host poetry readings in Romsey to re-educate those antagonistic, nasty Demonlanders that never have anything nice to say and say it boorishly.(Good Luck) I am trying to perfect the breeding of a Red and Blue Rat which can be carried into the football and placed on the white Jeans of a Hawthorn supporter. Dee-luded will sober-up enough to write a negative post about the dees. Barn Dee will go to Oxford and come out with a Masters of English for contributions to the language. Old Dee will need an ear -tumpet.( "WE WON OLD DEE"-"WHATS THAT YOU SAY?') Whispering Jack will get a Prince Albert and Stuie will release an album of inspirational music from the Nordic regions.

I knew you were a Gemini- both of you are so inconsistent .

Somebody tried to tell me the Village people were all [censored]. Yeah Right! As if . Just one listen to Macho Man and you know that's all lies . I've got no probs with Village Peeps Just dont play Kings Of Cyanide unless stuie pre-dates me.

Dont give up on Juice yet . A year or two in the SANFL, he may return with unfinished business on his mind. I can see a montage of Juice getting back into peak form.

You have been for a while land lover .

Love George. Him and Bill Hicks are probably my favourite funnymen . Apart from the WITS on here.

I knew I could count on your help Stu . Please don't do the music for me afterwards .

The US postal service was the major sponsor during most of the wins. I'm sure they know nothing about moving drugs around for years without getting sprung. I'm going for a drive down Beach Rd for a game of skittles. Keep these junkies honest.

Hazy-nearly 40 thousand supporters and the club had a terrible year in 2012 due to circs largely out of our control. Of course you are entitled to your opinion ,no matter how tedious the majority of people find it . A lot of people want CC and CS out of the club-both internally and externally . Why? Is there a reason for it? Or do you think its because we experimented with our list and moved on the elder statesmen? Personally I think we are set for a top year . Anyone with the ambition and the drive to challenge the board should go for it . It's not a closed shop -do it if you have the ticker and the acumen . Otherwise ,don't expect to win friends at a time when we are circling the wagons and you are slagging of those we wish to defend .

Just made the mistake of sitting through that one.You're right about wanting to get to the bridge quicker.There is now a suicide fence on the West Gate however.

I'll give you some food for thoughtThink of a very prominent AFL player who claims to have chronic fatigue syndrome and is prescribed steroids to overcome his illness. Mysteriously , the illness never goes away, yet the player comes back for finals looking like the incredible hulk. Eventually he bullies his way to a third flag after throwing punches at any opponent near him. To the naked eye it looks like some form of roid rage. Yet the AFL has allowed this one guy to take roids. He then goes on to cheat in his life as a player agent as well.

If I ever have to hear that song again I will have stab myself to take the pain away from my ears. If anyone can turn me into a cutter at middle-age-its the voice. And I cant try and understand it.

So Chick has stuck his middle finger up at the AFL?

I doubt they want to tarnish the legacy of Big Jim to satisfy some half arsed tribunal. Some people have whats known as character and loyalty. These concepts may be foreign to you . Google them.