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Perfect-these guys are not worth the helicopter trip. I've got some bolt cutters as well- in case their toenails need a clip.

We have ways of making them talk. A cup of tea and a biscuit is probably a good start. If they don't talk immediately, threaten to eat the Monte Carlos if that doesn't work then we attach electrodes to their balls and zap the [censored].

What a failure of a bloke . he actually decreased respect for umpires because they would run out with different rules each week and inevitably stuff up. Just leave the game alone-don't tinker,don't adjust,don't modify or change it . Scrap the board and Gollum Bartlett-let them get a real job.

A message to ground announcers everywhere-you are not wanted and not needed . People do not go to the cricket to hear some dickwad with a microphone "hype' the game. Would love to see the one at the G publicly stoned too-with rocks that is.

I hope you are wrong RTG. It would give us all here plenty of joy if James Tird was run through the courts and had his career destroyed in a slow,methodical manner for everyone to see.

Eloquent and to the point. Anyone that calls my phone with a survey gets the same treatment. Tabloid TV presenters are the pits and they need a good belting, regularly. Mal chose his words beautifully.

They need not worry about such earthly matters.their focus must be on the work itself.

Your chakras need balancing . I can read that here is too much purple in your aura. Breathe...

We nearly beat them twice in our worst ever year-so I pity the dogs .

The tabloids should be focusing on Rihannas [censored]-which has been her greatest asset .

Did you wake up the Far Right side of the bed again Robbie?

Did the countenance divine shine forth upon those darkened hills? And was Je Roos Salem builded here among the dark satanic DILLS? (and then subsequently turned into a warzone again)

This is probably THE most important thing Roos will bring to our club. We spend 95% of the time training bodies and their minds let them down when idiots like Neeld come along. This will be the single most important thing Roos does ,and will let the players hit the "refresh"button after a bad game, quarter or week. Essendons attempt at getting an edge through drugs is in stark contrast to this simple,time honoured technique.

Spoken like a Tiger. We may go into the wilderness for a time, but we don't buy property there. Melbourne is statistically a very successful finals performer. Port Power made a nice comeback,so can we.

Must have dobbed on Essendrug about the post draft testing they conducted. Well done son.

It's all over the news. C Brown punched Rihanna.

Is Green running black ops for the Blues? The Dees will see red over this.

Never have blind faith .In anyone. Everyone makes mistakes.

Emma Quayle never wrote a thing about Mrs Burgundy. What team was she in last year?

AFL photos were at the session Check out the pic of Jesse Hogan pushing Brad Miller out of the way like he is nothing

Never let Stuies imagination stand in the way of the truth,WYL. Let's jump to conclusions before we know what has happened. I would think the pair might have been sent home to avoid any charges being pressed by US authorities as it apparently happened in a public place.Apparently May had said something to Gibson ,and apparently Brown hit him twice as they left the club. I can only assume May was making an idiot of himself in public ,like Stuie ,and copped a well deserved whack.

Or a freak like you on a forum who invents stories of his own. Stuie Lies! is different to Stuie Lies?

I've got a good pair you know-I keep them shiny for court, neighbours funerals, Di Stasios etc. 3 more stabbings and I'll get my own bathroom at the Gat anyway.

This is all based on first hand stories passed on by family members. Stuie prefers using Twits and drunks from the Sun as his source, then adding a twist of his own.

Never-not till we move the venue a little more uptown. I may reside at the Gat-but it's purely so I can walk to Di Stasios, amongst other conveniences. I wouldn't eat that sh#t if you paid me-and Redleg is too tight for that.