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Biffen

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  1. Dermutt could probably organise one in a hailstorm . not good for the heart though.
  2. That's ridiculous ,there is no way he would have had itchy feet after a short relationship with a woman of her beauty. Maybe their biggest issue was that he fired off a shot too quickly in the bedroom?
  3. You could get your head around a black dog I reckon Machsy.
  4. Sn at ch is a good word in my world, however rarely it may be that I come across any.
  5. Does the union give you one when you pass your 3 day teachers course or do you knit your own?
  6. Do you have one of those multi coloured thick cable knit teachers jumpers? They're back in Vogue I hear.
  7. Now you're really plumbing the bottom of the Reeva. It would take an olympic feet for you to wring more laughs out of this one.
  8. BBO is in the education game also-apart from teaching the kids that the world was created in 7 days by an old beard in the sky he invents false histories. Keeps him off the street for the 3 weeks a year school sits in Romsey. Does the poor pay explain why teachers have such terrible taste in sweaters and slacks?
  9. Bail must be meditating really well.
  10. John Lee Hooker had the blues real bad you know. Never stopped him from singing the same song with slightly different lyrics for 70 years.
  11. Great beard Frosty-except now you look like an actor facing serious charges trying to cover your appearance. Thanks for the personal message last night about little boys in the Melbourne Club. I wouldn't know what they get up to in there most of the time as I am too off my face to care. and most of that stuff is usually done in the dorm at school before entering politics for most members there. The Gatwick is almost more civilised in a funny way ,but far less clean.
  12. Funny Chookrat-but Visy are bigger than the Packers now-so they benefited and got away with price fixing as did AMCor-and the world get more plastic and cardboard as a result.
  13. Wonder if Mick Gatto is a friend of Danks? What an absolute set up. I would like to see if Paul Little has influenced this situation. If he has-he could be jailed. Danks will only sing if he gets a jail threat.
  14. Followed by the sequel, "I can't Jump puddles"
  15. Your lack of entitlement here Moonie is astounding. Where will you get in life if you want to stand on your own two feet . We need to be compensated for being wasteful, hopeless, lazy and indolent-it's the Australian way.
  16. I think the smoking gun might be when he testifies that he went in to the bathroom to get his tinea cream. That could be the Achilles heel for the defence.
  17. "he sat down by the Reeva and wept"
  18. I wonder if he is using a paralegal?
  19. So does that mean we can start making Rolf Harris Jokes now. All Jakes aside.
  20. You've cut off most of my arguments at the knees. In fact you seem to enjoy giving me a bloodbath.
  21. Oscar was so keen to leave the crime scene ,apparently he breasted the tape.
  22. Especially as he was completely stumped as to how it all happened.
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