Biffen

Bonus smack in the head. Morons.

Hope this guy can play footy. He's had more hype than the monorail.

Keeps ducking whenever the starting pistol goes off.

You were really up against the odds there DC. Like the little Dutch boy with his finger in the D... In fact.I wont go on.

and i have recurring fantasies about Dame Joan Sutherland.

I had a thing for Margaret Throsby. Still do.

The South of France was not rated anywhere near North Carlton but I imagine it has some other benefits. I trust his pension will be spent on wine,great food and immoral women. and the rest squandered.

I paid good money to get into a Dionne Warwick concert about 20 years ago.

Straying from bohemian pretension into Academic authoritarianism. You must be preparing to vote Green. or visiting an old tennis partner perhaps.

Borewood cannot be ranked above Old Fitzroy unless there are bonus points for sterility and lifelessness. I wonder how Tittybong ranks with Stuttering Dicks Creek Or if Shiitterton in the UK is Better then the town of Hole?

The search for new superlatives continues.... Why should contain ourselves to English.

Not one of Barry's but I'll keep blaming him for it anyway if you don't mind.

Buses .

No personality whatsoever. You cant demand respect just because you are an organised robot. Tony Abbott found that out.

He chose the other Warnock for us. He has the brown Midas touch.

What a parasite. It finds a host, it feeds, it embeds itself and has to be removed, only to find another (stupid) host.

Weird how Jack Trengove had to get his own scooter just to keep up with his best mate. A unique friendship developed through scooter talk. Who would think a 21 year old and an old grey beard would strike up such a unique bond? And the closeness that Salem and Saty enjoyed as they bonded over the EPL was heart warming. When Saty pitched a tent in JTs front lawn I thought the police might have to seperate them but it worked out well. There is nothing wrong with following a football team-really ,really closely. Some people stalk deer ,some bird watch.Some go to every training and physio session there is. Completely normal behaviour.

I have been sourcing parcels from Lebanon and Bucharest myself. Fine reputable men who are happy to part with Phoenician and Thracian clay pots and the like to help boost the economy back home. Most of their stuff is really old, so they are in need of an upgrade. The freaks in Armadale love it and I make nearly double what I pay so win-win. (After removing contents from said pots). The antiques game is a doddle. Iniquities is another story, one I have a talent for. Earl- you are clearly doing things the wrong way- Customs is best treated like homosexuality in the armed forces-don't ask-don't tell.

Caroline Springs

Any relation to Anne Murray, the hot Canadian strumpet of the early 80's? Rhetorical question.

Drugs are bad MMmmmmkay.

Saty was in the know about Salems breakfast and Trengoves puzzles but he never told me anything about Jack Watts' attack on the man.

Wrong type?

Has Barry Prendergast still got a paid gig in footy. Just hilarious if so.

Is that an attempt at humour? Missed.