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  1. Biffen
    Long,protracted and full of opinions from D*&kheads all over the internet when all we had to do was read Emma Quayle-who was bang on the money as per usual.
  2. Biffen
    I'd like to go by my wrestling name please. "Randy (Hard Rock) Candy."
  3. Biffen
    Not our problem. Usually is.
  4. Biffen
    Thought they might starting recruiting ballerinas but the last one was a lying drug cheat.
  5. Biffen
    Was it MAD magazine, Ginger Meggs or Chuckie?
  6. Biffen
    Will be competing for this spot with Dawes one would think. If he gets a few subjective pronouns right he could hold his chances. Edit(spelling/grammar)
  7. Biffen
    It would take more than that to Metro him up.
  8. Biffen
    Very brave of you to announce it online.Good for you Dazzle.
  9. Biffen
    That you are having with yourself.
  10. Biffen
    Sensational Wattsy/Eggsnsatcher.
  11. Biffen
    Not the same grey area you are interested in DC.
  12. Biffen
    Does this mean we can get discounts on cheap suits and smokes?
  13. Biffen
    He's so fast he stole Usain Bolts'girl and had her back in bed before the lights went on. He's that quick.
  14. Biffen
    They can have it. Mali,Bali or Paris in Winter. Cannot decide at the moment. I have a theory that Toady from neighbours is the President of Syria. There is strong evidence to support this. The guy couldn't even keep the peace in Erinsborough.
  15. Biffen
    Get your hand off it.
  16. Biffen
    He did tell me this. Never mix port, pot ,white ox and boating.
  17. Biffen
    You are an enduring weirdness Encapsulated by suburban retardation. Like all good Melbourne men. When we win it - i will buy a new tennis raquet.Or bat. Manwhore.
  18. Biffen

    1975

    Biffen replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons

    Resch Pilsener. I was born in Sydney due to a quirk of the law and my parents need to leave the state of Victoria.
  19. Biffen
    I get the same feeling. A straight shooter with integrity is a formidable force in the long run. His ego doesn't exist until called on. Like a hero should be.
  20. Biffen

    1975

    Biffen replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons

    I'm slow like a turtle also. What about BP?
  21. Biffen

    1975

    Biffen replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons

    Shhhh.
  22. Biffen
    I have skin like a Terrapin. As does thou.
  23. Biffen

    1975

    Biffen replied to Demonland's topic in Melbourne Demons

    Unit. I went to California aged 20 and ate 1 banana in 3 days. My sister sent me $500 bucks ,I flew to Vegas and won $2000 on craps without knowing the rules. I knew spending money was important . I had to leave this (Melb) ol' town. You are my new life coach. BBO is draining a case of Shiraz and is currently unavailable.
  24. Biffen
    Yesterday is history and tomorrow is payback time.
  25. Biffen
    No . But Brian Keneally's son shagged a virgin in my bed when I was a teenager. And I once gave Andy Lovell a bath ( of possessions). So you can work it out that I am in mid life crisis.
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