Queanbeyan Demon

At best, Carlscum are 50/50 against Norf, ArmageDON and Port.

I now nominate you for president of Demonland RIF.

The jungle drums are beating down at Royal Parade. Do we want Harry? If yes, what are we prepared to trade? He's currently contracted to the end of '29 and there isn't much change from $1m per annum.

This week - I think he should stay.

I would keep AJ and tell him to go out a rip Milne's head off.

My mate and me have the following 2 nicnames for Swans: The MC Hammers AFLney

Don't worry about that - HTF is Max not in first position on the leader board followed by Kossi and Bowza at 2 and 3?

He was even channelling his inner Dusty - and one stage attempted the 'don't argue'.

And Bergoglio was a more than handy soccer player.

As Jung said to one of the first members of AA, the only thing that will cue you is a "vital spiritual experience". Can we pick Prevost up in the mid-season draft?

He's a complete - - - - w - t.

HTF do posters who present actual facts even get a login and password for 'Land? It's like bringing a calculator to a vibes-only party.

Put me at half back for the Dogs and I'll give you 49 per game.

He's on special comments for ABC radio out of Queensland every week.

Actually, I’ve got a better idea — Flogmantle can hand back Jacko and issue a formal apology for stealing the one, the only, the unrepeatable Wizard. In return, we’ll give them next year’s third-round pick in the rookie draft — which, let’s be honest, will probably end up being a bloke who tops out at WAFL depth and a hamstring awareness session. Seems fair. They get a pick. We get restitution. And the footy gods get balance restored.

You are a gem Ghosty. The sooner the club makes you assistant to the new CEO's assistant - the better off we'll all be.

That’s like: Beethoven saying he wasn’t across how pianos work, Newton saying he’s a bit rusty on gravity, and Michelangelo saying he’s still figuring out which end of the brush to use. If Max was confused, it’s only because the rules were drawn with crayons and changed in crayon again at half-time.

Wouldn’t get a game at Oodnadatta — not because he’s not talented, but because Kevin the club sheepdog applies more pressure, impacts more contests, and doesn’t need four GPS trackers to prove he was ‘in the area’.

7 blokes no longer in our best 22.

Yes you can. It's the reason Domonland exists.

Lloyd and cornes recons they're coming.

The only comment worth noting that is not about Max is this (and I'm not joking): Who's going to lock down on Sharp?

This. If Goody survives into '26, then Williams and Richardson must go and credentialed outsiders bought in.

Not been my observation the last 18 months 😜.