Very Jaded

Not a captain’s [censored] is Joel Selwood. Selfish self entitled little whining sook. M Massive error this one. Killed all their momentum. Hawkins losing his shot on goal as a result too, couldn’t have happened to a nicer [censored]. I couldn’t sleep and I feel hung over. Didn’t even drink. Worth it.

Tigers are getting Lynch for a reason. Big forwards win games and most importantly finals. Yes Tigers and Dogs did it with just one key forward, but it’s an anomaly in a game with a 160 year history. You need big forwards and we are lucky that all of ours are mobile. I was also so impressed with how Weids was rucking. Really gave us a good chop out and gives Max more time to float down back or rest forward. Everything is coming up Weideman!

Just another lazy 30 for Oliver. Leading possession winner. First final. 21 years old. Whatever.

The pre match said to me everything I already suspected. We are a team. Geelong are a bunch of “look at me” egotistical douchbags.

Finally home. I’m so emotionally drained. It hasn’t fully sunk in yet. I’m gonna enjoy the replay tomorrow. I must say Lewis was outstanding tonight. The man can play finals!

That is one of the best games I have ever seen from a 16 game forward. He is seriously good. What a game!

WE [censored] WON!!!! Suck a dick Geelong!

That was one of the biggest pranks in AFL forum history. He most certainly did not get drafted, he was never even in contention. The fact that everyone bought it, was just pure Yze Magic gold!

The calmest player I have ever seen.

Bless your cotton socks Bernie, you absolute legend! Thank you for picking us, when picking us was a hard choice. Thank you for giving it your all, for your leadership and guidance, for your dedication and hard work, and for being selfless in your pursuit to make us a better club. Also thank you for all the times you destroyed Dangerfield.

I understand that Melbourne supporters are disorientated by finals, but guys, we are actually playing finals. Can we stop talking about hypothetical and frankly idiotic trades, and actually enjoy FINALS?! You have plenty of time to talk trades after finals. FINALS!!!!!

I’m sure they do. They can’t keep anyone who isn’t local at their club.

Mitch McGovern officially requested a trade.

1 star. Terrible service. Would not recommend. Have requested a refund.

Anyone who goes to North doesn’t have success at the forefront of their mind. I don’t want those types at our club. Next. Dylan Shield anyone?

How was that goal he slotted late in the game from the pocket? Not bloody bad!

Was bloody good today

I'm surprised North have offered him a lifetime deal at $2m, such is their pathetic desperation to land a decent footballer.

Showed heaps in a very high pressure game. Was quiet in the second half, but that is to be expected when he has barely played any AFL games and it was very warm. We played a lot smaller in the second half too with Hannan and Melksham deep forward and even Oliver at times. Really pleased for him. I especially loved how confident he looked. Absolutely did not look like a kid out of place out there anymore. He believes in himself now.

I loved that he took the full amount of time with his last goal and milked some more, asking the umpire how long, like he didn't hear. Good man!

Suck it Essendon!

Really??

You’d have to be seriously desperate for cash to go to North over Melbourne or even Essendon. If Gaff picks North good luck to him. I don’t want anyone at our club who cares only about money. Winning and success has to be the main motivation if you come to Melbourne, as we have lots of great players we need to fit into the cap going forward.

Bit rich considering he has also spent a bit of time on the injury list, and was about 12kgs wet when he got to Melbourne. Having said that, it is his time now to show us that he is worth the early pick we invested in him. Needs to stand up and deliver, and they should play him from now until the season ends, whenever that may be. Regardless of how he performs. Nothing to lose, as literally we are cooked.

Would love Jonathan Brown to do some coaching with him in the off season.