Jaded No More

I just need to put it out there that losing is not an option this week. I'm going with two of my closest friends who are both dirty filthy Carlton supporters. Loser buys drinks post game. This is serious stuff. Hogan to kick 8. Come on.

Any chance Nate Jones gets a break this week, one so he doesn't die on the field, and two so he doesn't have to play his 200th in Perth??

The only Essendon player I'd go near is Zaharakis- clean from the drug saga and quick Plus one less player to have destroy us every single time we play Essendon

I can't believe this rubbish about being a Telstra subscriber to be able to watch it online I have Foxtel so it doesn't matter to me much now, but I hope these restrictions won't apply to watching games while overseas as this is what I'll be doing for most of next year. No way in hell am I switching to the devil that is Telstra though!!!

He looked sick last week. As I sat up in the heavens yesterday it was hard to tell how he fared yesterday, but 74% game time especial when we made the sub at half time, is a telltale sign that he isn't right.

My biggest negative of the past 2 weeks is that without Jones and Vince we are farked Viney God bless him tries hard but he's a kid. We simply don't know how to cover low outputs from these two, and as a result can't get our hands on the footy. I thought disappointingly our defence was super sloppy yesterday. Lamumba's constant brain fades certainly don't help, but we looked all at sea. As someone else mentioned, we always have extra men back for some unknown reason we didn't go with it for crucial parts of the game yesterday. Serious questions need to be asked about selection and match ups. Again.

We are as slow as the day is long (especially the days when we play like we did yesterday) Our quickest players are Bail and M Jones. Enough said. We need pace desperately. This is why Garlett gets thrown into centre bounces. We worked hard to get good inside grunt and with Viney, Brayshaw, Vanders and ABN I can see that coming together. But it's all pointless if you don't have skilled and fast footed outside players who can use the footy and deliver it to our great white Hogan.

I just hope Tyson and Salem are good to go. Boy do we need some class back. Lumumba has to go. He is a huge liability. Bail out too. Jetta hopefully ok.

I left at half time at which point McDonald was stinking it up His second half must have been seriously awesome to earn 6 points. Good work by him.

Under 100 points. Well done Melbourne. Another stunning failure.

Jetta off to hospital apparently Hope his head is ok!

I swear I didnt. I'm further away now. Good to know we don't suck because of me. Phew!

I see normal programming has resumed. Carry on disappointing Melbourne.

Because this club never does a thing to complain about the bias umpiring. We should privately approach the AFL with a tape and protest.

Hope it's not the dreaded concussion again!

It is obviously my fault I left and we've switched on. Sorry everyone for that first half.

[censored] you and [censored] this. I'm out. First time ever in my entire Melbourne supporting life that I'm leaving at half time

Jesse Hogan into the midfield. Inspired stuff. I wanna vomit watching this.

I actually want to cry. I haven't felt like this in so long. Leaving at half time. I'm done. No more taking this humiliation. Not worth it. My mental health is worth more than this [censored] joke of a football club.

Had Mark Neeld hijacked the coaching box? I'm having flashbacks Welcome back to the darkest days.

[censored] off Tom McDonald.

Half time margaritas I think [censored] wasting my Sunday watching us playing like a bunch of weak skill less heartless pricks

Most humiliating loss of the season coming up Well done to everyone. Except the poor forwards who haven't seen the ball

Game over. Well done Melbourne. Only took 19 minutes. 4 more weeks left. Thank god.

Different week same rubbish We are so loose it's sickening. Hope they all have the flu this week again because no other excuse will do