Red and Bluebeard

I don't care how many we win, as we win 3 or 4 in September...

Clearly they were tanking for draft picks ...

Did someone say the Banana Splits?

Actually, I am rather glad that no-one has spewed up any bananas yet ...

So when the Dees are struggling next year, Earl, can we pass around the hat so that you can put a few dollars on the Dees not making a preliminary final?

[Channelling my inner jazza]: Come off it you old grump! Go play with your pretend cows or something! Us real workers have had lunch before you are awake! I don't have time to read the papers, but if I did and they depressed me, I wouldn't read 'em! Man up, mate!

I found myself thinking "what would jazza have made of that?" and it was hard not to laugh ...

It is an odd time alright. When we were crap, we were all full of [censored], and made this thread quite lively. Now, when there is a chance of us playing finals with two rounds to go, we are all gobsmacked and wondering whether this is a dream or not, and not saying much in case we wake up!

Please come back sooner, Ernest. This thread never disappoints, but could use an injection of class every now and again ...

Yuck! Buggerissimo!

The filth in Jolimont is the one I find hardest to stomach ...

Yeah, it is either funny or sad that Chadstone shopping centre is no longer in the suburb called Chadstone ...

The thought of that makes Drano look drinkable ...

Presumably we hope that their drains are clear ...

So you think we are better than Richmond, OD ...

Banana boats BB? Balliteration borever ...??

"On Toast"

So was Captain Bligh ...

Chucked overboard?

Never could get the hang of Thursdays, eh?

I'll say --- I am sure the Mad Hatter is hopping mad about the comparison

Possibly a "square up" for the deliberate free that went to Chunk in the first quarter? Makes more sense than the stupid review ...

I thought the E&B rolls went into you, not the other way around ...

Earl, it comes as no surprise, of course, for one of your class, but you are clearly showing the tendency to make this trip a combination of a section of the Odyssey and the voyage of the bogan terrorists setting off in their tinny for the Middle East. Perhaps we could throw in the original Kon Tiki as well, so that all of the world's great sea voyages can be celebrated by recreating portion of them on Earl's Boat Tour of Middle-Eastern Hotspots. Sounds like you should organise the route to Cairo to include a close look at the pirate-laden waters off Sudan, and a search for the land of Prester John as well. For a small extra fee, perhaps go looking for the Holy Grail while you are at it ...

Got shares in the caterers down that way, DC? Sounds like you want to get him into an egg-and-bacon roll eating contest with bjDee ...