Red and Bluebeard

La jambe rouge? No relation to the moulin rouge, d'accord ...

Sacre blurt! Might as well try to take the red yoke off the MFC jumper! It is true that if we strictly applied the No BS part we might be down to about 20 posts, but that is the fun part! You ain't renaming nothing!

LII for those old enough to be literate in Roman numerals ...

Earl, you are truly a 21st century Knight Templar, sworn to protect pilgrims in and around the Middle East whilst looking for a chance to make a quick buck or six. Don't forget the sideline in guava paste and Cuban cigars. I think I will pass on the offer, but will be a keen viewer of the relevant Youtube channel (before it gets syndicated on Stan or something).

I think it is more likely to decrease, as we all off howling at the moon and indulging in other 'eccentric' practices ... Was it a full moon last Saturday, visible from the Docklands from around 1.45pm?

Trading up, of course ...

Probably too effing cold in Canada to put ice cream in milk ...

I thought for you OD the word 'Malt' was always preceded by the word 'single'

Time to DIY, Redleg. We have a milkshake maker that someone gave the kids a while back --- like one of the old style ones with the metal cup that gets put around a central pole that whizzes it up. Get one of those, your own supply of bananas, and you are away. On the latter, I am sure that Earl could supply them, with his contacts in parts tropical and his warehouse full of cigars and guava paste ...

The better team ...

All too true, Redleg. But we have to stop worrying about it. You know how it is us with us -- we know how bad we have been, but we come back each week hoping that things will be different this game. We are all a long way past insane!

Let 'em come! We have something to prove every week ...

Not that there is anything wrong with that ...??

That assumes, of course, that us Dees supporters are a representative sample ...??

More like impinging on the citizen's constitutional rights to freedom of movement without due cause ...

Or perhaps Rocky, and certainly not Rambo ...

Kind of like the Dees recruiting until a few years ago ...

But we are playing the bananas in pyjamas this week (sorry for bringing footy into this )

That is an awful lot of bananas, which makes it a bit like this thread ...

A more interesting challenge is to name a Stallone movie that is a classic ...

Fuggly Fido the ugg boot warrior? Sounds a bit like a Sylvester Stallone movie. ... ??

That would be the ultimate ugg boot pun, of course, and I doubt there would ever be one of those ... after all ugg is half of bugger

Earl, that is presumably because only Aeroflot flies to Cuba ...

Get the lads onto the sheep then ... ??

Your grammar is getting woolly ??