Red and Bluebeard

That cannot be a serious question Earl. Of course you cannot wear that under any circumstances. Perhaps donate the scarf on the way to some poor homeless type (I am sure there are a few that can be found in that harbourside place), and if that goes well, do the same with the jumper. Failing that, you could accidentally spill your drink all over it, thus ruining the fabric. You could also say you are carrying it for the Sheedy-type wave, and then just not be able to hang onto it once you have whipped up a good speed (but perhaps aim for the nearest bin whilst doing so, just to be sure). Or maybe just polish your shoes with it before you go, and then use it as a bin liner. But surely Conchita can deal with this for you?

I get it ... second banana .... Boom boom!

Not even when Oliver kicks one?

So anytime now ...

Today of all days that should be no crow unstoned ...

Do you mean to say that each page has the same number of posts in it? Wow ... Next thing you'll be telling me that bananas are bent ...

This one might ...

Only not as funny and about half the pace.

Sounds like a painful surgical procedure or some demonic breakfast poison ...

Entirely correct - there was no first half. The little league started an hour early, but eventually someone realised that they had a mixture of the keystone cops and the benny hill show out there, pulled them off and got the youngsters on, which improved the skill levels by about 4000%. After that there were two quarters of AFL footy, and then everyone went home.

Well, the Smith curse bit might be right. Joel Smith gets a serious injury 15 minutes into his AFL debut, and Tim Smith gets a bad knee 1.5 matches into his career. All we need now is a banana shortage, and we can conclude we are cursed ...

That's a bit stiff, even for Biff.

To quote Biff, perhaps attempt something that is actually possible

Dunno. Some waanker ...

Which bit?

Just when you think this thread has quiesced and couldn't get weirder, it proves you wrong on both counts! And what is so special about a fat Tuesday in Parramatta?

The footy season can't start soon enough, eh?

Especially as that means the considerate [censored] missed out on our back-to-back-to-back flags of '39, '40 and '41 ...

Never heard of that type of banana before ...

Sounds like some dodgy spread you would get served at the Gat ...

And keep our eyes on the Red and the Blue, of course

But pies won't see the colours in the rainbow, only shades of black and white ...

I guess it could be railed, though, by mention of a certain GWS player ...

And?

Only James Hird probably thought the sun flew too close to him ...