Red and Bluebeard

No way on both counts!

Which one -- yours or mine?

Yes. Is that even a question?

Depends on whether you consider dominate a transitive verb or not ...

Life wasn't meant to be easy

On current form, yes! Although if we have too much footy talk in this thread, BB will get upset ...

I like this kind of "normal" OD ...?

Perhaps citizens of the nation of Dual aren't very patriotic, and like to forget this fact?

Especially if it is a banana milkshake ... Red, what is footy discussion doing on this thread?

Having a listen now to last night's podcast with Andy and WJ. Interesting to hear Old Dee and Beelzebub referred to as the old guard, and of the demise of Wong's in Glenhuntly Road. What other pearls of wisdom will be revealed, I wonder?

Just warn me if you identify demonland's very own Mark Antony ...

Thanks. Anyone can have a bad day ...

Well, Earl, as is plastered in probably every footy shed in the land, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". So how about some leadership from the supposedly upper-class amongst us? Where is the latest epic description of the difficulties faced by an entrepreneur such as yourself in fair-trade single-origin banana smoothies made from low-fat ingredients? Or gluten-free cronuts sourced sustainably? Or the dramas caused by Conchita in parts far-flung when attempting to organise your latest tour of archaelogically interesting sh!tholes with cheap food and passable coffee? Or the stress caused by the lack of the right kind of chamois required to clean the towball on the Rolls? Come on man, step up!

Well, according to a certain US President, there are only three types of information: good news, fake news, and covfefe. Which is this?

Yeah, we can't have Red getting Blue ...

That cannot be a serious question Earl. Of course you cannot wear that under any circumstances. Perhaps donate the scarf on the way to some poor homeless type (I am sure there are a few that can be found in that harbourside place), and if that goes well, do the same with the jumper. Failing that, you could accidentally spill your drink all over it, thus ruining the fabric. You could also say you are carrying it for the Sheedy-type wave, and then just not be able to hang onto it once you have whipped up a good speed (but perhaps aim for the nearest bin whilst doing so, just to be sure). Or maybe just polish your shoes with it before you go, and then use it as a bin liner. But surely Conchita can deal with this for you?

I get it ... second banana .... Boom boom!

Not even when Oliver kicks one?

So anytime now ...

Today of all days that should be no crow unstoned ...

Do you mean to say that each page has the same number of posts in it? Wow ... Next thing you'll be telling me that bananas are bent ...

This one might ...

Only not as funny and about half the pace.

Sounds like a painful surgical procedure or some demonic breakfast poison ...

Entirely correct - there was no first half. The little league started an hour early, but eventually someone realised that they had a mixture of the keystone cops and the benny hill show out there, pulled them off and got the youngsters on, which improved the skill levels by about 4000%. After that there were two quarters of AFL footy, and then everyone went home.