Red and Bluebeard

Only not as funny and about half the pace.

Sounds like a painful surgical procedure or some demonic breakfast poison ...

Entirely correct - there was no first half. The little league started an hour early, but eventually someone realised that they had a mixture of the keystone cops and the benny hill show out there, pulled them off and got the youngsters on, which improved the skill levels by about 4000%. After that there were two quarters of AFL footy, and then everyone went home.

Well, the Smith curse bit might be right. Joel Smith gets a serious injury 15 minutes into his AFL debut, and Tim Smith gets a bad knee 1.5 matches into his career. All we need now is a banana shortage, and we can conclude we are cursed ...

That's a bit stiff, even for Biff.

To quote Biff, perhaps attempt something that is actually possible

Dunno. Some waanker ...

Which bit?

Just when you think this thread has quiesced and couldn't get weirder, it proves you wrong on both counts! And what is so special about a fat Tuesday in Parramatta?

The footy season can't start soon enough, eh?

Especially as that means the considerate [censored] missed out on our back-to-back-to-back flags of '39, '40 and '41 ...

Never heard of that type of banana before ...

Sounds like some dodgy spread you would get served at the Gat ...

And keep our eyes on the Red and the Blue, of course

But pies won't see the colours in the rainbow, only shades of black and white ...

I guess it could be railed, though, by mention of a certain GWS player ...

And?

Only James Hird probably thought the sun flew too close to him ...

You can't freeze what you can't derail ...

Or perhaps he has been on some bizarre substance of Biff's, sourced from a prized Indo-Chinese contact somewhere between the shadows and the grey area ...

But which broad? And the wogs start at Calais, Carlisle and Cardiff (not to mention Croydon)

Mine ancestors hail from Pommieland as well, although far enough back that I try to forget this as often as possible ... Slagging off Poms with terms like 'Sassenach' is a habit that comes surprisingly easily after living in Scotland during the reign of one Ms. Thatcher. It is also good that you are not a Hamburger

Didn't know you identified as a sausage, BB

You left out Vikingised and Normanised (and Pommified for that matter)

But they are not Europeans any more