Red and Bluebeard

And the dogs sit and chunder all day!

Ernest, you are letting the side down, mate. Surely Greece is the home of classical antiquity! The Romans certainly had the world domination part down pat, having learned from the downfall of Alexander the Wog, and were handy at engineering, all things military, and building arches on every second corner. But when it comes to counting or calendars or democracy, I am sorry, but they suck.

Where seldom is heard, an encouraging word ...

'So give me a home, where the alpacas Rome, ... '

Can it be a coincidence that if you take 'sy' out of Romsey you get 'Rome'?

Excellent!

Dr Seuss is big, DC!

Yes. But does that mean the past tense of match is mought, or of snatch is snought, or of batch is bought, or of hatch is hought? (There should be a verse of this sort, somewhere in Dr Seuss, there really ought)

Thanks, DC, but there are some people in this world who are thunts ...

Sounds like a thatch-22 situation ...

The Dank W*nk Bank I presume ...

Only the Aussies are making an art form of being the easiest team to bowl against ...

That is better than The Day of the Triffids I guess ...

Here's hoping that this season is more like The Voyage of the Dawn Treader ?

In a wardrobe?

This makes me think that the phrase "to w*nk like Dank" really ought to become part of the lingo ... Perhaps he is using Essendon's lawyers?

The story will set longer and more spectacular each day, I am sure ...

That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

Or -2 for those of us who speak binary ...

Chunk had a good year that year, but given the shocker the Dees had, even the AFL would drug test the umpires in that case ...

Not always. Isn't that how it is done?

I suspect this could go the way of painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge. By the time the moderators have achieved their wanton destruction, there will be another 800+ pages to filter ...

How do you have bananas without the peel?

Point of order, your Honour. The only known way to derail this thread is to mention a certain former Melbourne player. Otherwise any charge of derailment won't stand up under cross examination ... ?

Two words: marginal seats ....