Red and Bluebeard

The Dank W*nk Bank I presume ...

Only the Aussies are making an art form of being the easiest team to bowl against ...

That is better than The Day of the Triffids I guess ...

Here's hoping that this season is more like The Voyage of the Dawn Treader ?

In a wardrobe?

This makes me think that the phrase "to w*nk like Dank" really ought to become part of the lingo ... Perhaps he is using Essendon's lawyers?

The story will set longer and more spectacular each day, I am sure ...

That is either a long story or one very large beer ...

Or -2 for those of us who speak binary ...

Chunk had a good year that year, but given the shocker the Dees had, even the AFL would drug test the umpires in that case ...

Not always. Isn't that how it is done?

I suspect this could go the way of painting the Sydney Harbour Bridge. By the time the moderators have achieved their wanton destruction, there will be another 800+ pages to filter ...

How do you have bananas without the peel?

Point of order, your Honour. The only known way to derail this thread is to mention a certain former Melbourne player. Otherwise any charge of derailment won't stand up under cross examination ... ?

Two words: marginal seats ....

Plenty of hot air and fine company though ....

No but they would probably have better food ... ?

If the two of you hold him down ... ?

So you will be training the house down the next day!

Would love to -- it was well worth it last year. Unfortunately I have a stupid work 'retreat' that day .... I am sure Old Dee and Beelzebub can eat my share between them

Why not? Beats dodgy tours of Middle Eastern hot spots with equally dodgy coffee ...

There is a first time for everything ... :-)

Yes, groupthink tends to move in a straight line with a constant velocity unless acted on by a net force ...

Not forceful enough, methinks, but it may have sufficient mass to get the point home. Differentiating oneself from the pack like this has advantages over integration. Then perhaps you can trip the light fantastic?

Relax! The bananas strike back ... http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-10-15/scientists-battle-to-beat-banana-fungus-before-it-spreads/7929772?WT.tsrc=Facebook_Organic