Red and Bluebeard

Yeah mind melds rule ...

There's always next year ...

You must go through a vast amount of salt ...

I wouldn't suggest waiting six months and then making the smoothie with those bananas ... anyway, what is AFL?

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

You are fogiven this time

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.

Some good times this season though (as well as some !$^@ ones). But why are we talking footy on this thread? Had any good bananas lately?

Watching footy is better without sound

Nothing wrong with bananas. Had a couple today. One has to treat them with respect though ...

No way on both counts!

Which one -- yours or mine?

Yes. Is that even a question?

Depends on whether you consider dominate a transitive verb or not ...

Life wasn't meant to be easy

On current form, yes! Although if we have too much footy talk in this thread, BB will get upset ...

I like this kind of "normal" OD ...?

Perhaps citizens of the nation of Dual aren't very patriotic, and like to forget this fact?

Especially if it is a banana milkshake ... Red, what is footy discussion doing on this thread?

Having a listen now to last night's podcast with Andy and WJ. Interesting to hear Old Dee and Beelzebub referred to as the old guard, and of the demise of Wong's in Glenhuntly Road. What other pearls of wisdom will be revealed, I wonder?

Just warn me if you identify demonland's very own Mark Antony ...

Thanks. Anyone can have a bad day ...

Well, Earl, as is plastered in probably every footy shed in the land, "When the going gets tough, the tough get going". So how about some leadership from the supposedly upper-class amongst us? Where is the latest epic description of the difficulties faced by an entrepreneur such as yourself in fair-trade single-origin banana smoothies made from low-fat ingredients? Or gluten-free cronuts sourced sustainably? Or the dramas caused by Conchita in parts far-flung when attempting to organise your latest tour of archaelogically interesting sh!tholes with cheap food and passable coffee? Or the stress caused by the lack of the right kind of chamois required to clean the towball on the Rolls? Come on man, step up!

Well, according to a certain US President, there are only three types of information: good news, fake news, and covfefe. Which is this?

Yeah, we can't have Red getting Blue ...