Red and Bluebeard

What can any of us tell you about frogs?

Excellent! That should fix those slow starts and poor 1st quarters!

So we would still need some icing ...

Is he an outside midfielder?

Four calling birds ...

5 swans or 5 frogs?

Eggs over easy then please ...

Is what over?

That didn't take long! Do you have shares in it?

So who is your tip for the Cup, Redleg?

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms ... "

Yeah, jazza was a great bloke. He was always upbeat and quick with a laugh. It was a lot of fun being a spectator at the byplay between him and BBO ... He may be gone, but he is definitely not forgotten.

Disagree thoroughly, OD. Dangerfield was good, no doubt about that, but the evenness and consistency of the rest of the Geelong team was the key. Buddy is a champion, but couldn't hit the side of a barn last night. All players have such days, but the Swans had no one else who stepped up. For me, it was a classic case of a champion team vs a team of champions. We don't need another Tilbrook; we just need 22 players like Jack Viney.

There is a reason why the Thunderbirds are go ...

More classy people, presumably BB ... perhaps our Earl and the local Romsey dynasty and various hipsters who hibernate on this thread ....

But what happens in the 2nd 10 minutes?

Following BB's rule, it would all be fertiliser anyway ... speaking of which, the roses are looking promising after the recent rain.

You left out rounding up the alpacas ...

Yeah mind melds rule ...

There's always next year ...

You must go through a vast amount of salt ...

I wouldn't suggest waiting six months and then making the smoothie with those bananas ... anyway, what is AFL?

So, anyone had any good banana smoothies lately?

You are fogiven this time

Closing down the local pub won't win many friends (except perhaps the missus). BBO probably finds this unthinkable anyway.