Red and Bluebeard

Time to desert then? ??

Sage words as ever OD. Yes it is "kick the Dees" week in the media, but it is nothing that three straight wins won't fix. ? Hopefully all concerned (players and coaches) will make sure that doesn't happen again. Anyway, back to desert boots and bananas ...

That is a hammering for us, OD ...

You know it is a good day when the Dees win and both the scum and the filth get flogged ....

You should see us on a good night ...

At least once so far ...

BBO, you are clearly missing your old sparring partner jazza, who would have probably called you a twerp 17 different ways by now, after which the two of you would have swapped several good-natured insults, and then driven each other bananas ...

I guess we won't mention that it was a tape of him bonking his best mate's wife ...

Thank you, but I can't hold a candle to the imagination of that genius. A much under-appreciated author, in my opinion ...

Consecutive wins by the Dees (even meaningless practice games) are like a full moon to werewolves when it comes to us old diehard Demons ... A man of your worldliness would surely understand that, Ernest ...

I am sure the good doctor has bred some bananas up north ...

No chance whatsoever. What are the odds on the Rising Star and Brownlow double? ?☺

So you never get [censored] off every now and again? Or pleases? Or precious? Or ...

Are you a friggen charity that moonie doesn't know then?

Just don't let OD's grand-daughter anywhere near them and they might last that long ...

18 bananas a year wouldn't keep Redleg in smoothies, or OD's granddaughter in banana splits ...

Not that I am aware of, but you never know ...

I remember on a Shaun Micallef show years ago how whenever the name Barnaby Joyce was mentioned, it was immediately followed by three women dressed up like the Andrews sisters singing "Is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?". Very clever I thought, but I guess you had to be there (and if you know who the Andrews sisters were, welcome to the Old Farts Club )

Not sure that it would make much difference ...

Scarier than having Tony Abbott in charge for a couple of years? Not sure about that ... Besides, anyone who goes after Johnny Depp's rabid mutts can't be all bad ...

Yes, I remember!

As in "That's a joke, Joyce"?

The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail?

You would be surprised what kids remember (or maybe you wouldn't ... )

Yeah Tmac was probably also [censored] off that he got caught --- I always think he is a most competitive animal, and hated getting caught, let alone by Jack the Ripper ...