Red and Bluebeard

As in "That's a joke, Joyce"?

The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail?

You would be surprised what kids remember (or maybe you wouldn't ... )

Yeah Tmac was probably also [censored] off that he got caught --- I always think he is a most competitive animal, and hated getting caught, let alone by Jack the Ripper ...

I can see it now -- a chain of ice cream parlours years into the future, with the slogan "Based on Old Dee's secret banana split recipe, handed down from one generation to another ... "

Ok. How about Gill wouldn't know a banana from a brain surgeon ...

Nice work, OD. One step at a time ...

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

There is never a bad time to mention bananas ...

Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ...

Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

Surely there is a maze or two at Romsey Manor?

Ignore that, DF. More pictures please!

I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers, the women's game lost all appeal. It used to be that there were much better rallies in the women's game than men's; now it is the reverse. And since we have canonised Old Man Hewitt (who was the Kyrgios of his day), the cynic in me just turns it off.

Must be Jack Watts' fault

I wish! Metal foot-powered version of course ...

Gadabout! Are you getting a bootload of cheap bananas?

There is now: Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30amMonday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm

They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ...

Since when is Demonland polite society? (present company excepted, of course )

So no more paleo diet? And perhaps you could try green bananas?

And the price and quality of banana smoothies ...

Indeed. May their future be full of banana smoothies.

If they split will she Hall him over the coals? Or will they say 'Let's stick together'?

I'd watch the knives a little more carefully