Red and Bluebeard

No chance whatsoever. What are the odds on the Rising Star and Brownlow double? ?☺

So you never get [censored] off every now and again? Or pleases? Or precious? Or ...

Are you a friggen charity that moonie doesn't know then?

Just don't let OD's grand-daughter anywhere near them and they might last that long ...

18 bananas a year wouldn't keep Redleg in smoothies, or OD's granddaughter in banana splits ...

Not that I am aware of, but you never know ...

I remember on a Shaun Micallef show years ago how whenever the name Barnaby Joyce was mentioned, it was immediately followed by three women dressed up like the Andrews sisters singing "Is that the Chattanooga choo-choo?". Very clever I thought, but I guess you had to be there (and if you know who the Andrews sisters were, welcome to the Old Farts Club )

Not sure that it would make much difference ...

Scarier than having Tony Abbott in charge for a couple of years? Not sure about that ... Besides, anyone who goes after Johnny Depp's rabid mutts can't be all bad ...

Yes, I remember!

As in "That's a joke, Joyce"?

The Biff and Bitters Ice Cream Parlour? How could that fail?

You would be surprised what kids remember (or maybe you wouldn't ... )

Yeah Tmac was probably also [censored] off that he got caught --- I always think he is a most competitive animal, and hated getting caught, let alone by Jack the Ripper ...

I can see it now -- a chain of ice cream parlours years into the future, with the slogan "Based on Old Dee's secret banana split recipe, handed down from one generation to another ... "

Ok. How about Gill wouldn't know a banana from a brain surgeon ...

Nice work, OD. One step at a time ...

Gill probably wouldn't know a banana from a pineapple ...

There is never a bad time to mention bananas ...

Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ...

Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

Surely there is a maze or two at Romsey Manor?

Ignore that, DF. More pictures please!

I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers, the women's game lost all appeal. It used to be that there were much better rallies in the women's game than men's; now it is the reverse. And since we have canonised Old Man Hewitt (who was the Kyrgios of his day), the cynic in me just turns it off.

Must be Jack Watts' fault