Red and Bluebeard

I wish! Metal foot-powered version of course ...

Gadabout! Are you getting a bootload of cheap bananas?

There is now: Friday 29 January - Casey Fields - 9:30amMonday 1 February - Gosch's Paddock - 1:45pm

They were training on Gosch's Paddock when I rode past this morning ...

Since when is Demonland polite society? (present company excepted, of course )

So no more paleo diet? And perhaps you could try green bananas?

And the price and quality of banana smoothies ...

Indeed. May their future be full of banana smoothies.

If they split will she Hall him over the coals? Or will they say 'Let's stick together'?

I'd watch the knives a little more carefully

Finding some who could play would be good too ...

True, but it can be a bugger when it comes to getting paperwork done -- so fussy about details...

My vice is white peaches, but there are also figs, apricots, apples, oranges and mandarins in my highly un-Islamic garden.

(for the geeks out there) You could just put *footy in your signature RL ...

Have a great Christmas all, and may your New Year be full of wins for the Dees, and as many bananas as you can cope with.

Yes, although I would add eating a banana split with a banana smoothie chaser

Thanks. I'll try not to do that to any more bananas in future

If we have a good year then FAs will go bananas? And be all over us like monkeys up a chocolate-covered banana tree? And they will kick lots of goals with bananas? And this thread will go even more bananas? And if we make the finals I will plant a banana tree in my backyard? Is that enough?

Sadly unsurprising OD. They'd probably try to teach Warnie how to spin ...

More likely one of the polo sticks --- he is about seven foot tall.

Yeah, because it is really hard to find either in London ...

Now you are talking, especially if followed up with a marsala tea ...

No need to go overboard, Redleg. Pre-season training can be brutal enough without extremes like this ...

Ummm.... "Go Melbourne Tigers"

Most of our bananas do come from Queensland ...