Red and Bluebeard

"On Toast"

So was Captain Bligh ...

Chucked overboard?

Never could get the hang of Thursdays, eh?

I'll say --- I am sure the Mad Hatter is hopping mad about the comparison

Possibly a "square up" for the deliberate free that went to Chunk in the first quarter? Makes more sense than the stupid review ...

I thought the E&B rolls went into you, not the other way around ...

Earl, it comes as no surprise, of course, for one of your class, but you are clearly showing the tendency to make this trip a combination of a section of the Odyssey and the voyage of the bogan terrorists setting off in their tinny for the Middle East. Perhaps we could throw in the original Kon Tiki as well, so that all of the world's great sea voyages can be celebrated by recreating portion of them on Earl's Boat Tour of Middle-Eastern Hotspots. Sounds like you should organise the route to Cairo to include a close look at the pirate-laden waters off Sudan, and a search for the land of Prester John as well. For a small extra fee, perhaps go looking for the Holy Grail while you are at it ...

Got shares in the caterers down that way, DC? Sounds like you want to get him into an egg-and-bacon roll eating contest with bjDee ...

So the albums weren't signed, MD? For mine, choosing to live in Las Vegas says it all, Canadian or otherwise ...

Now that is an idea for goodies that come with MFC membership. "Do you want a scarf? Or the equivalent in Zanax?" That would make getting through each season a bit easier. Don't get any ideas about supplying them though Biff ...

At least you can laugh at Eurovision ... BTW perhaps you should get an alpaca

Lol ... yes, us Dees tragics are like that

True DC. One person's Hogan is another's bogan ...

La jambe rouge? No relation to the moulin rouge, d'accord ...

Sacre blurt! Might as well try to take the red yoke off the MFC jumper! It is true that if we strictly applied the No BS part we might be down to about 20 posts, but that is the fun part! You ain't renaming nothing!

LII for those old enough to be literate in Roman numerals ...

Earl, you are truly a 21st century Knight Templar, sworn to protect pilgrims in and around the Middle East whilst looking for a chance to make a quick buck or six. Don't forget the sideline in guava paste and Cuban cigars. I think I will pass on the offer, but will be a keen viewer of the relevant Youtube channel (before it gets syndicated on Stan or something).

I think it is more likely to decrease, as we all off howling at the moon and indulging in other 'eccentric' practices ... Was it a full moon last Saturday, visible from the Docklands from around 1.45pm?

Trading up, of course ...

Probably too effing cold in Canada to put ice cream in milk ...

I thought for you OD the word 'Malt' was always preceded by the word 'single'

Time to DIY, Redleg. We have a milkshake maker that someone gave the kids a while back --- like one of the old style ones with the metal cup that gets put around a central pole that whizzes it up. Get one of those, your own supply of bananas, and you are away. On the latter, I am sure that Earl could supply them, with his contacts in parts tropical and his warehouse full of cigars and guava paste ...

The better team ...

All too true, Redleg. But we have to stop worrying about it. You know how it is us with us -- we know how bad we have been, but we come back each week hoping that things will be different this game. We are all a long way past insane!