Red and Bluebeard

I think you are about 30 short, DF. Redleg doesn't seem to want to make it specific, in case you think of pick 31 and who we swapped for it ...

"After grilling the stupid bastard who did this for several hours, we finally broke him, and convinced him to give us the medal, so that it wouldn't get into any more trouble. We immediately awarded it to Jobe Watson for safekeeping. As we wouldn't know integrity from a bar of soap, we gave the player concerned several bars of soap, put him on strike one and suspended him from the JLT series. We take this very seriously as our actions have shown. We were also going to recommend counselling for this player, but no-one knew how to spell it, so we gave him a severe reprimand and a $2 fine instead, to be immediately inserted in the swear jar."

"After I went to the dentist, I needed a holiday, and so I went to Hawaii for a beer with Roosy". Never say never, OD ...

Single malt for you, I presume

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone in red and blue of course ... ?

If someone the AFL likes breaks the rule, then they can get away with it with a little bit of lip service. If it is someone the AFL doesn't like, they get hit with a ton of penalties. Simples!

For me, it would be something like "You f*#&@!* beauty!"

What is a topic?

Agreed. It was hard not to notice this bit ... "There are an incredible number of rumours and untruths being thrown around at this point in time, it’s the silly season, we know that happens, but for the fans it’s very difficult to decipher what is real and what’s not, so to clear that up, it was Jake’s decision.” She was on the money until the final few words ... non, let me introduce you to sequitur ...

Of course. How high can it count?

A red robin, that was bobbling along?

So where's Batman?

Norm Smith? Have I missed something?

What can any of us tell you about frogs?

Excellent! That should fix those slow starts and poor 1st quarters!

So we would still need some icing ...

Is he an outside midfielder?

Four calling birds ...

5 swans or 5 frogs?

Eggs over easy then please ...

Is what over?

That didn't take long! Do you have shares in it?

So who is your tip for the Cup, Redleg?

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms ... "