Red and Bluebeard

For me, it would be something like "You f*#&@!* beauty!"

What is a topic?

Agreed. It was hard not to notice this bit ... "There are an incredible number of rumours and untruths being thrown around at this point in time, it’s the silly season, we know that happens, but for the fans it’s very difficult to decipher what is real and what’s not, so to clear that up, it was Jake’s decision.” She was on the money until the final few words ... non, let me introduce you to sequitur ...

Of course. How high can it count?

A red robin, that was bobbling along?

So where's Batman?

Norm Smith? Have I missed something?

What can any of us tell you about frogs?

Excellent! That should fix those slow starts and poor 1st quarters!

So we would still need some icing ...

Is he an outside midfielder?

Four calling birds ...

5 swans or 5 frogs?

Eggs over easy then please ...

Is what over?

That didn't take long! Do you have shares in it?

So who is your tip for the Cup, Redleg?

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm going to eat some worms ... "

Yeah, jazza was a great bloke. He was always upbeat and quick with a laugh. It was a lot of fun being a spectator at the byplay between him and BBO ... He may be gone, but he is definitely not forgotten.

Disagree thoroughly, OD. Dangerfield was good, no doubt about that, but the evenness and consistency of the rest of the Geelong team was the key. Buddy is a champion, but couldn't hit the side of a barn last night. All players have such days, but the Swans had no one else who stepped up. For me, it was a classic case of a champion team vs a team of champions. We don't need another Tilbrook; we just need 22 players like Jack Viney.

There is a reason why the Thunderbirds are go ...

More classy people, presumably BB ... perhaps our Earl and the local Romsey dynasty and various hipsters who hibernate on this thread ....

But what happens in the 2nd 10 minutes?

Following BB's rule, it would all be fertiliser anyway ... speaking of which, the roses are looking promising after the recent rain.

You left out rounding up the alpacas ...