Red and Bluebeard

I stand corrected; thanks WJ. "My Three Tons" would presumably rate better than "The Biggest Loser" Perhaps Deeman's information relates to AFLX? (whatever the hell that is).

You know all too well, WJ, that there is only one way to derail this thread, and it is mentioned in the title (hint: it is not the part about bullsh!t, which appears to be far more honoured in the breech than the observance). BTW I have no idea why Deeman would think Phat Phil would be playing for the Giants, unless there were doughnut-based incentives in the contract ...

To me, that image is one guaranteed to make every red-blooded Aussie spew ...

DC, I don't care if you have been rogering the Duke of York with a prize-winning leek! There is no place for words like that on this thread!

How far is to Compare? And how many people live there?

What is a year without a countdown? Is there such a thing?

Maybe she is fat lady and is singing because the countdown is now just about its nadir ...

Stop braying about it!

To someone that sounds a bit like a classy vacuum cleaner? :-) Today you are clearly gone for all money ...

:-( I am sure that he will be so keen after so long out that he will tear into them like Jack Viney!

Sandra Sully stuff hardtack, but I am very sorry to hear this. Hope the young bloke is going well and has an injury-free season next year.

I think you are about 30 short, DF. Redleg doesn't seem to want to make it specific, in case you think of pick 31 and who we swapped for it ...

"After grilling the stupid bastard who did this for several hours, we finally broke him, and convinced him to give us the medal, so that it wouldn't get into any more trouble. We immediately awarded it to Jobe Watson for safekeeping. As we wouldn't know integrity from a bar of soap, we gave the player concerned several bars of soap, put him on strike one and suspended him from the JLT series. We take this very seriously as our actions have shown. We were also going to recommend counselling for this player, but no-one knew how to spell it, so we gave him a severe reprimand and a $2 fine instead, to be immediately inserted in the swear jar."

"After I went to the dentist, I needed a holiday, and so I went to Hawaii for a beer with Roosy". Never say never, OD ...

Single malt for you, I presume

Who is JW? I presume you don't mean a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone in red and blue of course ... ?

If someone the AFL likes breaks the rule, then they can get away with it with a little bit of lip service. If it is someone the AFL doesn't like, they get hit with a ton of penalties. Simples!

For me, it would be something like "You f*#&@!* beauty!"

What is a topic?

Agreed. It was hard not to notice this bit ... "There are an incredible number of rumours and untruths being thrown around at this point in time, it’s the silly season, we know that happens, but for the fans it’s very difficult to decipher what is real and what’s not, so to clear that up, it was Jake’s decision.” She was on the money until the final few words ... non, let me introduce you to sequitur ...

Of course. How high can it count?

A red robin, that was bobbling along?

So where's Batman?

Norm Smith? Have I missed something?