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Fantastic summation. Consistent inconsistency. Not really .... jokes are humorous. This Magpie is not. (And, actually, this was not Christian's doing for a change. It is the tribunal)

LOL And how nice is it to hear Slobbo bagging one of his own, Mr Likeable who has zero tackles the last 2 weeks - a senior team member leading the defence in a beleaguered team? ZERO tackles in two games played largely in EssUndone’s back half. I wonder which of his teammates he berated this week, and how many M&Ms he petulantly swiped from the bowls on the table. Garry Lyon also had @ bit of a go at him on SEN.

That is not a news item, chook

At least they are consistent in their inconsistency

Double standards are core values at AFL HQ. How many hundred dollar bills can fit into an average Visy brown paper bag? Now, at least for us, time to move on and crush these bastards this weekend.

Pretty poor. I was watching and getting excited but .......... Don’t forget that our most recent “defender-turned-forward” became our greatest goal kicker and one of our greatest leaders. #9 DN

Not quite ..... he seems to achieve that quite well without trying

Do the umpires get invited to the tribunal, and does the Star Chamber Christian Fuhrer ask their opinions?

Very soft head butt, but very clearly premeditated. No way it could be called accidental. FMD the Tribunal / MRP is totally random.

LT He actually missed one week. Yes he seems to be cruising and if he can't / won't he needs to be sent a message and spend some time at Casey How about sending him deep forward totally isolated for some minutes an and off - sort of Jarman / Shanahan GF (1995?) mismatch. Would a defence coach put a taller a quick on him??

Obviously a job for the "integrity department" :-))))))) I had sort of hoped that they would sack Worst-fold and promoted Neeld A thoroughly corrupt (dis)organisation Trouble is that they can't sack Worst-fold. There aren't any other pharmacists available (as far as I know).

Round 1 last year Joel Smith looked like maybe becoming ‘the next big thing’ until Riewoldt buggered his shoulder. Has he not recovered physically, or has that knocked all confidence from him?

A cunning linguist wouldn’t have that problem.

Can’t wait for Robbo ? to start a story about Clarrie’s attempt to avoid drug testing, in an attempt to divert from bombers ? woes.

Intrigued by your use of the word either

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That great natural leader, Goddard ???? Now willmoy, tell me how your psychiatrist must feel when you describe him as imaginary? ? That trend has a very familiar feel.

Now we need to think of the last quarter as merely a springboard for an even bigger win v Blues. But we have in the past had a penchant for not repeating what we need to repeat ..... again Dees, showers only this week. Inebriare potest non bibetis balneum aqua

Maybe it is colour related as we all know for a definite undisputed fact that no white maggot likes the colours RED and BLUE

Thanks all for your reports Is JV an automatic recall next week (?for Tyson)? And were Bull to play sometime soon what would be his rôle?

Well said ...... though the umpire advisor or spokesman or whatever will find an excuse each and every miss

Nah. They won’t microwave, just go to a drug dealer and go on a bender. Haven’t played us yet ...... remember last year over there. If we keep winning I will always go for the lower team beating the higher one.

I am also in the Tyson for Viney, but resting Vince could be an option.

Weidemann - further steady progress

I have only seen bits and pieces but ANB and Harmes are going hard at it and doing their bit. Tyson does some good stuff and some awful stuff