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Must be that the Cuban girls roll them on their left thigh rather than their right, Earl? Funny that the Cuban cigars don't give an indication of which thigh they were rolled on? Anyway, maybe it also proves that our banana bending Qld friends favoured the right all along with their Aussie bananas. Must go all the way back to Bjelke's days. Oh and Earl, how goes the search for fair trade coffee in Cuba? Any good 'brews' found that you could do a little importing of? You know, sewn into the door upholstery of the Roller when you bring it back into Oz?

You banging on again about your body woes Red?

You sure you're not my wife???

Didn't know there was an Ecuadorean Embassy within D'land. Had to LOL re BBO. It's like a scene out of Cool Hand Luke, where Luke does a runner and lives it up, but gets hauled back in by the law and put in the solitary confinement box.

Hey Crint! What's the story? Been away filming some spaghetti westerns again with Bud Spencer and Terence Hill?

Or maybe a little less green??

Oh ok, if no one else will. "Yeah, I remember"

Had a look at the MFC website today and the wrap up of the draft with player & Roosey interviews etc. Got to say that I'm happy with the choices made. Also got to say that I could have posted the same thing for the last 20 years. So I've triply got to say I have no idea what makes for a good draft. But that I hope I'm alive to see the fruits of this draft deliver in spades.

Yeah, we could be like those 2 old blokes in the theatre box seat at the Muppett Show, blankets over the legs, teeth falling out when we yell out "well played, number nine".

Whoah. Did I slip into a parallel universe? Is Timothy Leary in here somewhere?

I don't think he's actually in a scene with women when he says "say hello to my liddle friend".

That is such a sensible comment it doesn't even need to be accompanied by a phalanx of emojis.

Well, maybe comic sans, or wingdings....

You can put your banana in Bangkok but you cant....put...your... oh whatever.....

Wow. Coupla days off line and the place explodes like a zoo transport truck hitting a brick wall.

But it's still Saturday, Red. Don't take un-lived hours away from me! Unless they are hangover hours.

After a quite decent Bobbie Burns Shiraz I'm enjoying an Irish / Canadian fusion band at the Nicholas pub in Beechworth with lots of Kelly history. There's a framed guernsey signed by The Ox on the wall. Doesn't get much better than this.

Heard today that VCE kids on muck up days had gotten themselves some bad publicity by interfering with chooks, (missed the second species), and alpacas! Now we know Biff has a bit of a thing for Schoolies. But maybe, knowing the location of a flock of randy alpacas, he has gone feral prior to the big events at Lorne, Gold Coast etc. and is in pre-season training while hiding out under the nose of a celeb poster somewhere in the Macedon Shire???

So an Earl and a Republican walk into a bar...... Nope, don't think that'll work. There's no punchline to match that.

...and apparently that's another Groucho Marx quote!

The Groucho Marx quip re clubs and membership also comes to mind.

qui bananamus ferit, bananamus perit

He might never return.

I'm guessing you made a small typo, so let me say on behalf of posters in this thread that we are honoured to have the past President of Coffs Harbour in our midst. Welcome Your Excellency! I guess that makes you Top Banana.

Headline from tomorrow's Romsey Reporter: "Alpaca's clacker cracker sees local bush wackers knackered". I wonder if one of the lads has been named Petracca? That would work nicely.