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Suddenly it feels much warmer here. That's great because I'm off to Hobart tomorrow - taking my brass monkey spheres as well. Now, which end is the opening????

Woolly bananas??! Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

Not your best work Hem.

Dooo tell? Never heard of that one.

I've recently found that a combined banana and chocolate protein shake is reasonably tasty - for a glutinous, artificially coloured and flavoured dose of Soylent Green. But still not too pleased about the constipation effects. Never experienced that before with REAL bananas and chocolate. Woops - too much info?

Accompanied by Lady Gaga and Belinda Carlisle? 'Guerra goes Gaga and Gogo over Guava'

BBO, I'm sure that will only add a premium to the price of the paste that Earl sells. 'New and improved massage paste as used by a randy butler and a housemaid. Limited edition. May contain traces of pubes and nuts'. Should bring out all the perves in the Fitzroy and Brunswick area.

I'm quite into the E&B rolls, as D'landers would know. But there's no way I will eat a catheter.

LOL. I'm sure we can arrange a match report for that. And for a small fee we can provide such report in advance of the game.....

Does 'Redleg' mean 'Prince' where you come from? I'm sure we can work that in there somewhere.

Well played Red. Must surely make you a contender for the D'land Hall Of Fame.

I understand now why you died Ernie. You were destitute after spending all your money buying all those vowels.

I am TRAB less 7. And surprised at the relative youth of OD. Couple of years ago would have sworn OD was at least a Septuagenarian. I think the Dees form has been OD's fountain of youth!

"Are there any (old) women here today?" said the Roman/Jewish character played by John Cleese, reading out the sentence at the stoning.

Has anyone noticed if traffic in this thread increases around the time of a full moon?

Exactly. That's D'lands Firsts team - The Eccentrics. I'd like to see someone post the lineup here one day. What I'm looking for is a place in the Seconds - not eccentric, just NQR.

Hmmm. Does D'land have a seconds team? I might deliberately run into some poor form to ensure I'm dropped or 'managed' so as to get on the reserves tour group.

I'm sorry to quote chapter and verse on you OD but I thought that all leave of MFC members during the official season has been banned since the Paul Gardner 'walk against want' fiasco during his 2003-2008 reign. Do you have a 'get out of the G free' pass I wonder?

He's a little late. The Saints already did that for 3 quarters.

Thread relegated to page 2? (Edit: before this post ) Is it : Resting? General soreness? Banana blight? Anyway, in news from the BFL, B1 was as smooth as a sundae while B2 had his nuts crushed in a contest and is due for a test before team selection for next game.

Is THAT what you call it Picket? I thought it was more akin to taking flying leaps from short run ups, rather like the Birdman Rally.

Might have borrowed Biff's tranny??

I reckon the crowd will get halfway through yelling the word "Baaaaaallllll......" and then go "no, wait, ummm "

The flight of a thousand miles starts with the pilot grasping the joystick, young grasshopper.

Tempted to agree but trying to resist MFCSS so soon in the season. I succumbed to it for a few days earlier in the week but must..keep..holding..on....