bjDee

I usually go every year to Day 3 of the Boxing Day test with a large bunch of former suburban cricket team mates, and relive our glory days in the Percy Beames bar. We are thinking of bringing our day forward to day 2 this year ?

Enterococcus Faecalis and Bactericides Fragilis say hello, and respectfully beg to differ. It’s probably about perspective in the end.

Wolf Creek or Pulp Fiction? Or maybe that’s the name of the book about the thread.

Been enjoying those daquiri duckeroy dack-eries a bit Mr Leg?

How very dare you propose closure or even suspension of this life-sustaining thread. This place is a sanctuary for the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe free. The wretched refuse of teeming shores, the tempest-tossed homeless. or something like that.

Yep it can be quoted - as evidenced here. Only unusual looking thing is that it as well as the 2 following posts by BBO and Red have ‘PM’ hovering below the header under the time of posting. Just those 3 posts in a row, and not before or after them. Looking at it on a phone screen, that is.

Yep 24880 and 24883 visible but no technicolour (or technicolor to be faithful to the original) Must say it’s nice to be back among friends and bananas after the trade circus elsewhere.

(Whew - finally caught up with the front of the thread) So she's American? Maybe he thought there was some apple pie waiting in the oven where they used to live?

Not saying that this is related to Jesse, but there's more than one way to ingest green grass, Hem.

They were both in it, but Soap Oprah is trade steak knives as far as I'm concerned. Just imagine that big buffoon BT calling out Whooopppiiiee when she goes for a mark....

Geez, now even Whoopi Goldberg is being brought into it. Where does she fit into the trade moves?

OD, there seem to be more twists and turns in that story than you would find in a banana factory.

So (and I hesitate to ask...) ...... if they had to go aboard in pairs, two by two,... ..... How do you tell the male banana from the female one?

That is very good Hem.....

Watched through the whole telecast just to see the consummation broadcast by Ch 7. Quite disappointed - they mustn’t have have paid enough for the broadcast rights!

Didn't see the game Red, but I like your sense of fair play. Hopefully, if/when the tide is turned next time, we throw the club song, lights, hall hat stand and a few chests of drawers and mirrors at Hawko or his replacement.

I see what you mean - something that makes your hair go instantly frizzy with shock, as distinct from the the other type of aphro. I assume Biffo is the only one with cranial hair, so he may have to provide the appropriate visual effects, a la Curly of the Three Stooges. Must be an awfully powerful drink!

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th. The barman / berperson says: ...? (please contribute to the story)

Thanks for the advice Mac. My girnal still has a use by date of Oct 2019, so I don't know what the bloody deer are on about. And I'm having my lum spring cleaned this week. I chose berry bouquet as the fragrance they will use....

Watts you talkin' bout Willis? Did you get the Paul Callery size or the Gawn with the Wind size?

Anyone good at Scottish accents? Always handy when trenner make ya garden neeta.

Are you shaw?

Red, have you maxed out on the clues?

Maybe tomorrow you should loosen up and give it a hibbo hibbo shake?

What are the drones striking for?