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I always thought dyslexia was a cruel term for the sufferer to have to read. It would come out as lexdyslia.

And charges you for personal attention - in 6 minute time slots!

And I bet the Pygmy marmoset is thanking the gods it was already dead.

Been offline for a few days and just managed to catch up. Geez you guys / gals / trannies can get way off track. Don't you peeps get it? What really matters is the Dees first and foremost, then secondary interests such as wine, meat, and meat marinated in wine, then any thing else as minor space fillers. Now, getting even further off track, how does a bare arse on a marmoset skin Benz seat make it into the hallowed halls of this thread? Where are the mods of taste and decorum? Why is the Earl sitting on the sidelines instead of writing a letter to HRH Lizzie and requesting a royal inquiry?

"Say ccchhello to my liddle frend"

Now that's a new one - the Wolverine Frog. What does it turn into on a full moon night?

Jazza, I think it's an alternative to waxing. For hirsute people. But I've never seen a hairy frog.

Any chance of lifting the standards of this thread a little? What's the latest on banana prices, wasps in the vineyards, almond milk smoothies, single malts, heathcote shiraz etc? Anything but discussion about our round 2 debacle.

Blddy Euro wasps. I might have to switch over to boutique beers. The Byron Brewery does a nice tasting platter of 6 for $18. Hope the German wasps among them don't start going after hops as well.

ASADA - weren't they the mob in The Life of Brian who trudged all through the house where the members of the Peoples Front of Judea were hiding behind curtains and under tables, and didn't find anybody?

I hope it's a 'good urn' OD.

Better still, just take the steering wheel and 4 tyres with you. Leave the car up on blocks. And run your keys around all sides of the car. Then it will look no different to any other local car.

Hey Jazza, best wishes on your journey. It's not easy in the darker times and you've been through a lot. But you are dealing with what life has dealt and have made some big and positive changes. Being on here is good therapy. Just know that you have some fellow travellers here interested in your continued progress. Let's face it, we need all the Demons supporters we can get to be up and about when its our turn to be on the rise again.

You're as straight as my grandpa's arm 6pm every Thursday at the front bar of the Orrong Hotel!

Not sure if joking, but hey Cranky, good Nic you have there. Welcome to the thread. Spend a bit of time here and you might find you mellow out a bit. Good for the soul. Could even turn you into a Rantless Francis.

Thanks for the tip Red. Had a Youtube of her. Have to agree - a stunning voice and under-the-radar stellar career.

'Dance like nobody's puking at the sight Sing like you can't hear the dogs howling at you Laugh like you just saw a cream pie thrown in Christopher Pine's face Love like you don't care that you'll lose 50% of your assets in the end'

Don't poke the frog!

To take the palate away from ethanol cravings, I can recommend some of the flavoured green teas which I found in the Colesworth recently. Never been a tea fan (of any sort) in my life until now. Helps get through the odd AFDs, though doubt they could sustain me for a week, let alone a month. Latest ones I found are Mandarin Orange, and Passion Raspberry. Haven't managed to find a banana one yet!

Given BBO refers to them as 'the lads', I think the milk might be baby juice. And the cheese would have to be blue vein!

Hey Fred, the scooter thread doesn't have anywhere enough street cred to be interbred with this thread!

That is too funny to just be acknowledged as a 'like'.

Hey BB, when you get a chance, whip out that French dictionary of yours and let me know the Francaise for 'sour grapes'. That's what my wife is having tonight.

Looking forward to reading the training / match report from Wongs. Who is showing good form during the preseason? Who has built up their guns in the off season? Who had the best 'bleep' test? Who was in the rehab group next day? Who polled in the BOG votes? Was Saty really there on the sidelines? And we're the banana fritters actually performance enhancing? Cmon guys - surely R&B Beard was riding past and can report something at least?