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Turned into a buccaneer OD?

So this weekend will be, appropriately, a No T$ game. But will it be a No B$ game? That all depends on what happens in the 1st 30 mins. Edit: could B$ stand for Banana $kin perhaps?

And the good news is that its on Foxtel, so I won't be tempted to watch.

hook............line.............

Eating banana chips while scanning through posts. Not the same as eating nobby's nuts, but then bananas don't have nuts. Do they?

Agree. But it's nothing that we don't already know. At least with our succession plan in place we can look forward to a lack of media heat for the next 6 months while Bombers and Blues will be put through the wringer.

Biff, you are genius, cryptic, or warped. I suspect all 3 somehow.

In where? Empty vessels?

If you have recovered already Earl, I'd say you way underdosed on the sherberts.

From what I'm hearing, the boys are serving up a sh*t sandwich.

Does anyone know where Jazza is? You still there you young bull? Is it dry season? Cows gone into hibernation and cockies flown north for the winter? What's up fella?

Can we add to the title and make this the No MF$#@C thread as well? I need to come here to escape from the match day dross that 'our team' throws up..

You do understand you've already featured in a Rod Stewart massive hit? Red(Hot)legs

Down came Redleg for a banana split at the billabong, Up jumped ENYAW, 3, 2, 1 .......

Well, Earl, I'm sure the bike could make it there, but it's rider is not yet capable. I've looked at it via the goggles on the goggle map but have been hamstrung by a couple of hamstring injuries brought on by that wretched game of hockey that I insist on playing. I promise you I will one day make it to Timor on the bike, but should I be looking for Wild Timor or Timor Leste? And if I go off course and hit West Papua, is it just a turn to the left to get me to Timor?

I have a theory that red wine can solve the climate change debate. I always find that by late in the first bottle or early into the second, any concerns about cold, or any other variation on climate seem to magically disappear.

Nice try, but no, that's just the way it's pronounced these days...The last Seth Effrikan I saw was in Syd-eny.

Well....yes! Without Burwood to push us north, Bok Hill would slip south and further away from the ski fields!

It was a hotel in Stawell. They do possum pie.

Careful, BBO might get a bit frisky,

IIRC it's called the Peter Principle: Everyone rises to his or her own level of incompetence..... So Earl, based on your confession, you are due to drop down to one level lower that an earl, unless you can keep your head down low enough to avoid the gaze of madam Windsor at Buck Palace. As for BBO, well if 'those who can't do, teach'; and those who have no qualifications to teach have yet to determine whether they should be in the game, then, well.....

Nothing ugly about Jazza's cows, especially when the rib eyes are done in a teriyaki marinade and seared to a nice medium-well on a hot BBQ, served with chips.

So the Tigers are playing frogs in their team now??

Earl, I'd suggest the quietness on here has something to do with a rival thread Rare Air. It's like the internet upstart - startup (how's that for a bit of language contortion? Might even score more than the usual 4/10 on an exam marked by BBO, but I get ahead of myself). Anyway Rare Air is to No T$ B$ as Linux is to Unix, as Uber is to Cabcharge, and as Air BnB is to Thomas Cook or P&O. It's just not on that a young thread can start with no credentials and threaten to take away all the inane stuff that rightfully belongs here in this thread. I call for a Royal Commission!

What kind of orchard? Hope they're plums. Felt like pruning a few plums off a few players on Sunday night.