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Weed, Kennedy, ANB, Michie, even Trenners and Newton are not on their usual dominant form today. Yet. Reckon we're missing Grimes a lot.

Just went and checked the practice wicket area where Salo hit his head. Relieved to say that it's still reasonably soft ground underneath and there's some good grass cover. Just not as grassy as the rest of the ground. I saw the hit and it looked bad, but at least he's not hit a concrete type surface.

Not a soft player but that's a soft post.

Dunny is also in great form today.

Top qtr by Scorps. A little too relaxed early, but slipped into high gear and really put the foot down. The passing to leads has been superb. Some lesser lights also really shining today - J Smith, Ferreira (spelling?). Garland, Salem also very impressive. Keep it up boys! 4.6.30 vs 0.1.1

That was the 2016 Liston Medal winner. Nibbler was telling him he's over rated.

Joel Smith has been in a lot of the play so far vs his normal form. He's switched on. Col Garland has been hot in defence too.

Smitty!

Cmon Scorps!

You need a passport too DC, especially if venturing into Box Hill Central shops. And foreign currency.

Faaarrk

Casey radio will be broadcasting today as well. 97.7FM.

Actually the only good thing last week was the speedy service in the beer queue. Admittedly the choice was VB or Carlton, like country or western.

So CBDees, KC (presumably), BBO (if he can handle PTV), me and who else is going tomorrow? Samael, what's the secret code this week? I was there last week to watch Bombers v Dogs and there are no E&B rolls to wave about! In fact the catering at North Port was uncharacteristically pretty p*ss poor. I struggled to get through a hot dog full of lips and ars*holes because all the other food queues for reheated milk bar food were too long.

Not sure where you're going there Moonie?? Do I detect a prostate awareness campaign coming on? But it did bring to my mind that famous song by Olivia Neutron Bomb : Let's Get Digital....

I can see why you interpreted that but I didn't go to a private school mate, and I've sent my 3 kids to a mixture of private and public. It was a cheap and admittedly unedifying comment about the typical Pies fans, not about the school system. Nor did I mean to imply Dees fans have private school backgrounds. Plenty of us don't, probably the great majority. But we can at least have a civil conversation about it.

At North Port Oval. Half time Dogs 41 v Bombers 36. HUGE Bombers crowd here. Neither side are looking like flag contenders ATM. Umps have had the most influence on the scores with a few goals gifted to Dogs.

Hahaha can you imagine all this discussion re schools ever appearing on the Pies supporters' site?

One of his uncles was in a team I played in and we named him 'Yorrick'. His younger brother, another uncle to Jayden, we called 'Youngc'. Both outstanding blokes by the way.

Stop stressing Nash. Step away from the calculator.....

And now to the real serious stuff: Is the Johnnie Walker Blue stand there again tonight?

When staying in the shared lodgings organised by Earl on this trip, how does one say "get that broomstick out of my back" in Arabic?

Thought I better check this. Unfortunately Macca only got 2 numbers and a supplementary.

If you think you've got it PD, then you definitely haven't. Unless you look down and can see yourself in a straight jacket and your name is Randle McMurphy.

Thanks Ralph. Well laid out. I accept your info. Just can't reconcile it with what I've been told, which I also still believe. Its been said that a sign of intelligence is to be able to hold two opposing views in your head at the same time and still functioning. If that's true, I'm [censored] Einstein and my head is about to explode.