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Or you could change your name to Jaffa.

Still impressed with Crint's effort though.....

BBO - had you pegged for having a bit more nouse than that. You really have to ask? Ok - you're kicked out of Mensa when they see your post. And for the record, in case the wife is reading this, I'm hoping the photos were taken at Flemington and so she looks like a rose.....

It reminds me of her too, Crint. Now for it to remind me of my wife, the photographer who took the shot would have to turn around 180 degrees to face the track.

Same drug DC. Endone is the brand and oxycodone is the active ingredient. Endone brand is immediate release. OxyContin brand of oxycodone is delayed release. And yes you are right about its source and precautions.

That would be Endone, Jazz. Good stuff.

Don't judge a book by its avatar, OD my friend.

Correct. By my reckoning, and with the good grace of Huey, I am 60% done and the best 40% still to come - at least what I will be able to remember of it.

Reckon I'm old enough too OD. I was alive for the last premiership.

So you guys enjoy frying up someone's grandma? Or is that a nanna? Anyway, it sounds like it will be ''grab a granny' night at Wongs.

Hogwash. The biggest concern is that the Bombers (redacted) (censored) (withdrawn) (lawyered) (sanitised) thread is making an attempt to catch this one with no. of posts. Now more than ever, we need to non-T$ our way clear of that all-too-serious thread and really up the ante on innane drivel if we are to keep this thread in prime position. Come on D'landers - shoulders to the keyboard and get those posts rolling!

Surely there must be a 'Molly' among the DL usernames. Who else would you choose to do the Countdown?

∞ The footballer formerly known as 'H'.

He's not the only one DC. Had me too.

There are 2 explanations: Red has often been adding the digits together: 1+0=1 The second is more complicated : is zero really a figure at all?

Not trying hard enough Crint!

You guys have obviously not watched enough episodes of South Park to come across some classic ones. Sometimes the humour is puerile, but other times it is inspired and fantastically funny. Both types are good on their day and depending on the mood of the viewer (or how many drinks they've had).

You sure it's not one of our players from this year?

Looks like she was missing an 'it' from the middle of her name. I'm surprised you didn't take the opportunity to tell her you'd found 'it' and were willing to give 'it' to her.

I think Jazzas got the horn!

Now THAT is genuine fast food!

Well there's a first for me - quoting myself. Must be a sign I'm starting to believe my own Jazz-sh1te. Clues on where to find extra D'Landers: Ronald Dale- includes avatars Devilish - lots with a link to that, including a certain very high rotation poster (- already named by the fl og: beelzebub) Jump - well I actually had a certain 'formerly known as' western amphibian in mind, along with JJClennet Iconic - a famous 'formerly known as' icon sage, now has a link to Devilish above Hero - plenty of those here behind the keyboard, but some actually use it in their name Irish meal - a common one is a stew - look for a homonyn and Australianise it Beef - well, just check the avatars Legumes - at least one on here calls himself (legume)-man Guinness, VB, Punch - liked all the frothy & bitter suggestions for this, and the fruity ones too, just missing the other interpretation of punch - we had a player once with a name like that. (- already named by the fl og: Biff)

Well Fl og, that adds quite a few more, several lateral ones which I hadn't thought of but which fit the clues nevertheless. And there's also a few on your list that I have no idea how you arrived at. Still around 4 or 5 that I had in mind which haven't been spotted yet. Plenty of time for more guesses from others. Will aim to post some clues to my list later tonight.

Good start. You got a couple there that I didn't see myself! There's at least 15 in it.

Ok. How many D'Landers (no matter how oblique) can be found in this sentence? "Under a waxing gibbous, the nutty Ronald Dale beat a bearded devilish Flash to jump the fence in iconic fashion, to be treated as a hero with an Irish beef meal, a side of legumes and a choice of Guinness, VB or fruit punch."