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An earl being taken away in the back of a divvy van is bad enough. But those rumours of cartons of guava paste turning up at the Police Commissioner's house - well that's just stooping too low if one wants to maintain a place in Fitzroy's 'high' society.

And what about the banana Earl? If it's not straight, it must be an LGBTI banana.

Is that the kind of colada you whack with a baseball bat?

So you're saying the missus is a 'He'? I always wondered.....

Ernie, are you hoping someone is going to burst into a verse of "I've got a lover-ly bunch of coconuts" or something? This is just getting a bit too Shirly Temple-ish for me. I fear this new turn threatens to sanitise the thread to death. Unless the coconut song morphs into a medley of Blueberry Hill - No Particular Place To Go - Paradise By The Dashboard Light and rolls into a rousing performance of The Good Ship Venus. Then we're back on track. For true compliance with the theme of the thread, insert your own 'banana song' into the playlist wherever you wish.

Going to Memo in St Kilda in a few weeks to see Daryl Braithwaite. Never been there. Any tips for an outsider anyone? Saw DB at Caravan Club last year and he was great - much better than I expected and really great vocals still. One I wouldn't see again is Stephen Cummings. He was on a different planet to the audience and seemingly even his own band.

Saw Russell Morris on last weekend at Caravan Club. Also saw him as part of a great lineup this year at Bluesfest. He was great both times. The final highlight video from Bluesfest shows multiple artists from across the 5 days to the soundtrack of The Real Thing. It's a nice piece of work! Hope the linky works. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9sfl8W-2WAk&feature=youtu.be#

At least your first thought is no longer lonely....

FFS - you mean previous generations dynasties have been put though this same [censored] erudite stuff as well?

And what about after they found out you were Avocado Man in disguise? And does Avocado Man have a sidekick? Are they called Vegemite? Relish? Mayo? Guacamole? Chicken?

Suddenly it feels much warmer here. That's great because I'm off to Hobart tomorrow - taking my brass monkey spheres as well. Now, which end is the opening????

Woolly bananas??! Is that like a banana wearing a knitted peter heater?

Not your best work Hem.

Dooo tell? Never heard of that one.

I've recently found that a combined banana and chocolate protein shake is reasonably tasty - for a glutinous, artificially coloured and flavoured dose of Soylent Green. But still not too pleased about the constipation effects. Never experienced that before with REAL bananas and chocolate. Woops - too much info?

Accompanied by Lady Gaga and Belinda Carlisle? 'Guerra goes Gaga and Gogo over Guava'

BBO, I'm sure that will only add a premium to the price of the paste that Earl sells. 'New and improved massage paste as used by a randy butler and a housemaid. Limited edition. May contain traces of pubes and nuts'. Should bring out all the perves in the Fitzroy and Brunswick area.

I'm quite into the E&B rolls, as D'landers would know. But there's no way I will eat a catheter.

LOL. I'm sure we can arrange a match report for that. And for a small fee we can provide such report in advance of the game.....

Does 'Redleg' mean 'Prince' where you come from? I'm sure we can work that in there somewhere.

Well played Red. Must surely make you a contender for the D'land Hall Of Fame.

I understand now why you died Ernie. You were destitute after spending all your money buying all those vowels.

I am TRAB less 7. And surprised at the relative youth of OD. Couple of years ago would have sworn OD was at least a Septuagenarian. I think the Dees form has been OD's fountain of youth!

"Are there any (old) women here today?" said the Roman/Jewish character played by John Cleese, reading out the sentence at the stoning.

Has anyone noticed if traffic in this thread increases around the time of a full moon?