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Watts you talkin' bout Willis? Did you get the Paul Callery size or the Gawn with the Wind size?

Anyone good at Scottish accents? Always handy when trenner make ya garden neeta.

Are you shaw?

Red, have you maxed out on the clues?

Maybe tomorrow you should loosen up and give it a hibbo hibbo shake?

What are the drones striking for?

Welcome to Red's Annual Countdown Carnival. Bring it on Red!

I thought a lot of girls favoured bare floorboards these days. When it comes to hair colour, it's now a lot harder to tell if their curtains match the carpet.

Posted an hour ago. No response yet. Must be on the job now, getting prunes juiced.

They can start by using the brick that clocked Salem in the head in last year's pre season.....I never want to see that lazy brick get carried around again. Pull your finger out, brick! And while we're at it, can we throw into the foundations some of the useless witches hats that took to the ground against Norf and the Pies?

Que? FMD Pls explain? ?? cash strapped publican, revenge-fuelled law enforcement officer, rent-overdue landlord, Godzilla, Ozzie-culture-ignorant omnipotent alien, etc. ??

Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written. I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play. Hats off to you, and beards off too! Well done fella.

Stick with it Red. Took me several months to get to my target, and I'm still there a year after I started (still using shakes now) without adhering to a strict plan.

Agree with you Red. And strawberry isn't much better. The rest are good though, but they're not fruit flavours. The moral is: if you want real fruit flavour, stick to real fruit.

Your Earlness, You wouldn't perchance be the Earl of Sandwich, would you? Because what you describe sounds like a Faecal Sandwich to me.

Toiges fans will be doing their 'nana tonight.

The Norf one, and hopefully the Real one.

It's something about the Carlton Banner. Or the Crows Banner. Or a coconut banana. Something like that I think.

Wow. So much of nothing on this thread, then the dam bursts. its a bit like Sydney leading into the Mardi Gras. Or so I'm told.

That's a bit obtuse Earl!

Personkind is very aggrieved that you would use his / her / its name in a post without reference to personkind's sensitivities, ancestors & forebears, sexual orientation, preferred brand of hair removal product, emotional state, yoga position, mental health status, personal hygiene status, the feelings of his / her / its pet avocado, and the number of months since his / her / its preferred transport vehicle (car is just such a mansplaining word) engine oil became overdue for a change even though vehicle oil change products are not exempt from GST.

I'm in Adelaide today. Do you think you could throw a few of them there IQ's in this direction?

Bit rough. Everyone deserves a little leeway when they go a bit Colonel Kurtz while in Asia.

Hem, I suspect that Biff, along with many of us, are still in the phase of: "nourishment from all things (as much as you can get), and moderation of the soul".

I love a good Biffo rant. Should be more of them. In fact, I have a theory. Has anyone seen Biffo and Titus O'Reily in the same room at the same time???