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Good to see Paul Wheatley in the outer in Dees colours. Looks in good shape still.

Decided on a light blue. Just want to smash a blue today.

On the way. Just had to drop into the deli. Couldn’t decide on which cheese to bring...

I see what you mean - something that makes your hair go instantly frizzy with shock, as distinct from the the other type of aphro. I assume Biffo is the only one with cranial hair, so he may have to provide the appropriate visual effects, a la Curly of the Three Stooges. Must be an awfully powerful drink!

So. BBO and his offsider Picket walk into the bar at the 19th. The barman / berperson says: ...? (please contribute to the story)

Thanks for the advice Mac. My girnal still has a use by date of Oct 2019, so I don't know what the bloody deer are on about. And I'm having my lum spring cleaned this week. I chose berry bouquet as the fragrance they will use....

Watts you talkin' bout Willis? Did you get the Paul Callery size or the Gawn with the Wind size?

Anyone good at Scottish accents? Always handy when trenner make ya garden neeta.

Are you shaw?

Red, have you maxed out on the clues?

Maybe tomorrow you should loosen up and give it a hibbo hibbo shake?

What are the drones striking for?

Welcome to Red's Annual Countdown Carnival. Bring it on Red!

I thought a lot of girls favoured bare floorboards these days. When it comes to hair colour, it's now a lot harder to tell if their curtains match the carpet.

Posted an hour ago. No response yet. Must be on the job now, getting prunes juiced.

They can start by using the brick that clocked Salem in the head in last year's pre season.....I never want to see that lazy brick get carried around again. Pull your finger out, brick! And while we're at it, can we throw into the foundations some of the useless witches hats that took to the ground against Norf and the Pies?

Que? FMD Pls explain? ?? cash strapped publican, revenge-fuelled law enforcement officer, rent-overdue landlord, Godzilla, Ozzie-culture-ignorant omnipotent alien, etc. ??

Geez R&BB, you have surpassed yourself. That's got to be the best - hard ball get - in and under - contested possession - disposal efficient - metres gained - rated post you have ever written. I'd like to see your champion data stats at the end of play. Hats off to you, and beards off too! Well done fella.

Stick with it Red. Took me several months to get to my target, and I'm still there a year after I started (still using shakes now) without adhering to a strict plan.

Agree with you Red. And strawberry isn't much better. The rest are good though, but they're not fruit flavours. The moral is: if you want real fruit flavour, stick to real fruit.

Your Earlness, You wouldn't perchance be the Earl of Sandwich, would you? Because what you describe sounds like a Faecal Sandwich to me.

Toiges fans will be doing their 'nana tonight.

The Norf one, and hopefully the Real one.

It's something about the Carlton Banner. Or the Crows Banner. Or a coconut banana. Something like that I think.

Wow. So much of nothing on this thread, then the dam bursts. its a bit like Sydney leading into the Mardi Gras. Or so I'm told.