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NON-MFC: Round 5
Geez Brayshaw stood up, I always think there is nothing of him, looks 70kg in the wet, but he played like a bull.
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Welcome to Demonland Tom Wilson, Melbourne's next AFLW coach
Iโm keen to give him a go, but jeeez, big shoes to fill, Mick was practically Melbourne Jesus. Have been super proud of the AFLW team.
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What theyโre saying at BomberBlitz
Having lost two in a row at Gather round I am not going early, but I have quite enjoyed some of the Essendon observations about us on their forum, posted here. It is quite enjoyable that Essendon fans are jealous of us. BomberblitzRound 4 2026 Non Essendon GamesBrisbane vs Klan Gorth vs FC Adelaide vs Freo Richmond vs Port WC vs Chickens Melbourne vs GC Hawthorn vs Hillbillies Having endured the 2000 GF, I have plenty of hate left in my heart for this rabble, although I do appreciate Herbitronโs videos.
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My 3 word player analysis V GCS
Watching different game Kozzie was like a rapier, you donโt realize youโve had a dozen holes poked in you. I also think you need to watch Windsor and Langdon again ther were better than you give them credit for.
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PREGAME: Rd 05 vs Essendon
I must admit I thought he was the Ginsu knives of the Hibbered deal, for which I am sorry. I also think he has benefitted with some maturity. He is a lethal quick decision maker who has his body right and that makes up for being a tad slow on the defensive pressure he can apply.
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POSTGAME: Rd 04 vs Gold Coast
Melbourne has finally built the Very Fast Train, our transition is BOOMSHAKALAKA, the speed we move the ball is insane. I personally am glad I lived to see this, we (the club) have really gone and built something special. The club has a 2018 feel about it, not perfect but very exciting. The May conference call disappearing into the rear view mirror of the media. And best of all, we still have gears to go through, is not like we have peaked early, we have injuries and key players out, there is still capacity for more improvement. I had a call from a Hawks mate (merde stirrer extraordinaire but astute judge of cattle) who watched ElJeffe in the Magoos , and he had high praise for how Jeffo was hitting the contest, said he has the game, and Luker seems to be building as well, the fight for spots is on.
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VOTES: Rd 04 vs Gold Coast
This 6 for me too, to be clear everyone deserved votes
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NON-MFC: Round 04
Iโm still another ten years from even thinking about sympathy for the Blues, and twenty for their supporters. That said, Carlton did a power of work and didnโt get the rewards, this not fit enough is not right I saw real effort from the Blues, but they have some albatrosses that need murdering. For every great thing Cripps does, he murders momentum with his turnovers, McKay [censored] the guy is an oversized witches hat. These โleadersโ are the NQR, Iโve posted before that when our leaders wouldnโt take their set shots etc it undermined the confidence of the young blokes, I think that same thing is happening at Carlton. Happy enough for North, Parker having a real Indian summer in his career such a weapon when he is on. Curtis just added some dollars to his contract, some big game moments there. Time to start the relocate Carlton to NZ/NT rumour I reckon, theyโre a blight on the competition..
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PREGAME: Rd 04 vs Gold Coast
Petty is on a hiding to nothing, bloke has a go, great set of hands and brave as, far too many ready to sink the slipper in for my money. He plays a super tough position that magnifies any mistake, and he never drops his head even if he gets it wrong, heโs not perfect but heโs the best heavyweight defender we have.
- Welcome to Demonland: Jack Steele
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VOTES: Rd 03 vs Carlton
6 - Kozzie Gawn Steele, very nearly 2nd, his tackling was enormous. Chandler Lever 1 - Fritsch, hardest player to rate sometimes, when he was flat footed it killed me, when he kicked it he was a superstar. Apologies Langdon and Sparrow
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Zurich
There has to be a line otherwise weโd have Gazprom on our jumper, for me the line is effing over a great club servant.
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Zurich
If every Melbourne supporter did thatโฆ Media would probably edit it, but 100% it would get noticed.
- TMax 500 Games!!!
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PREGAME: Rd 03 vs Carlton
Wash your mouth out, Viney has earned every cent.