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DEE fence

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  1. Geez Brayshaw stood up, I always think there is nothing of him, looks 70kg in the wet, but he played like a bull.
  2. Iโ€™m keen to give him a go, but jeeez, big shoes to fill, Mick was practically Melbourne Jesus. Have been super proud of the AFLW team.
  3. Having lost two in a row at Gather round I am not going early, but I have quite enjoyed some of the Essendon observations about us on their forum, posted here. It is quite enjoyable that Essendon fans are jealous of us. BomberblitzRound 4 2026 Non Essendon GamesBrisbane vs Klan Gorth vs FC Adelaide vs Freo Richmond vs Port WC vs Chickens Melbourne vs GC Hawthorn vs Hillbillies Having endured the 2000 GF, I have plenty of hate left in my heart for this rabble, although I do appreciate Herbitronโ€™s videos.
  4. Watching different game Kozzie was like a rapier, you donโ€™t realize youโ€™ve had a dozen holes poked in you. I also think you need to watch Windsor and Langdon again ther were better than you give them credit for.
  5. I must admit I thought he was the Ginsu knives of the Hibbered deal, for which I am sorry. I also think he has benefitted with some maturity. He is a lethal quick decision maker who has his body right and that makes up for being a tad slow on the defensive pressure he can apply.
  6. Melbourne has finally built the Very Fast Train, our transition is BOOMSHAKALAKA, the speed we move the ball is insane. I personally am glad I lived to see this, we (the club) have really gone and built something special. The club has a 2018 feel about it, not perfect but very exciting. The May conference call disappearing into the rear view mirror of the media. And best of all, we still have gears to go through, is not like we have peaked early, we have injuries and key players out, there is still capacity for more improvement. I had a call from a Hawks mate (merde stirrer extraordinaire but astute judge of cattle) who watched ElJeffe in the Magoos , and he had high praise for how Jeffo was hitting the contest, said he has the game, and Luker seems to be building as well, the fight for spots is on.
  7. This 6 for me too, to be clear everyone deserved votes
  8. Iโ€™m still another ten years from even thinking about sympathy for the Blues, and twenty for their supporters. That said, Carlton did a power of work and didnโ€™t get the rewards, this not fit enough is not right I saw real effort from the Blues, but they have some albatrosses that need murdering. For every great thing Cripps does, he murders momentum with his turnovers, McKay [censored] the guy is an oversized witches hat. These โ€˜leadersโ€™ are the NQR, Iโ€™ve posted before that when our leaders wouldnโ€™t take their set shots etc it undermined the confidence of the young blokes, I think that same thing is happening at Carlton. Happy enough for North, Parker having a real Indian summer in his career such a weapon when he is on. Curtis just added some dollars to his contract, some big game moments there. Time to start the relocate Carlton to NZ/NT rumour I reckon, theyโ€™re a blight on the competition..
  9. Petty is on a hiding to nothing, bloke has a go, great set of hands and brave as, far too many ready to sink the slipper in for my money. He plays a super tough position that magnifies any mistake, and he never drops his head even if he gets it wrong, heโ€™s not perfect but heโ€™s the best heavyweight defender we have.
  10. I have no evidence for this, useless conjecture to be honest, but my sneaky suspicion is that Steele gave some feedback to Lyon he didnโ€™t like.
  11. 6 - Kozzie Gawn Steele, very nearly 2nd, his tackling was enormous. Chandler Lever 1 - Fritsch, hardest player to rate sometimes, when he was flat footed it killed me, when he kicked it he was a superstar. Apologies Langdon and Sparrow
  12. There has to be a line otherwise weโ€™d have Gazprom on our jumper, for me the line is effing over a great club servant.
  13. If every Melbourne supporter did thatโ€ฆ Media would probably edit it, but 100% it would get noticed.
  14. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/mar/25/afl-max-gawn-interview-250-games-talking-footy Epic player, I particularly like the part of the article that mentions the mania of Demonland, ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.
  15. Wash your mouth out, Viney has earned every cent.

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