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John Crow Batty

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  1. She also got Ricky's credit card I believe. Add a few extra bob.
  2. I agree these filthy St Kilda pigs and the rest of the ALF players should be ashamed. I'm relieved our young players don't have sex till they get married.
  3. She may be vulnerable but she's all too willing to get involved and compromise men so as to inflicit maximum humiliation and/or criminal consequences for revenge or financial gain. She appears to be totally amoral and I don't think anything can be done to help her nor does she appear to want help. She should be seen for the chisler she is. But I can forgive a callow young footballer getting involved with someone like her because they would not have the smarts to control their testosterone. But for Ricky, he deserves all he gets. He's just a dirty old man always looking for the main chance.
  4. Ricky may be looking for new clients soon. And Fevola looks like getting sacked and may perhaps need a new manager. These two would make a great partnership. The girl is amazing.It appears no red blooded male can resist her charms with the exception of perhaps Saint Nick. I hope none of our boys get mixed up with her. It is good she may have fled to New Zealand. No young footballer is safe.
  5. SADLY THIS WAS THE LAST PHOTO OF PAUL THE ORACLE OCTOPUS TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE HIS SUDDEN AND MYSTERIOUS DEATH RECENTLY WHEN ABOUT TO MAKE A PREDICTION. PAUL WAS COMMISSIONED BY AUSTRALIAN MEDIA GURU MR EDDIE MCGUIRE TO HELP SOLVE AUSTRALIAN FOOTBALLS BIGGEST CONTROVERSY BEING THE INTENTIONS OF BUDDING SUPERSTAR TOM "SKULL" SCULLY. JUST AFTER THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN, THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND THE ACQUARIUM WENT DARK CAUSING PANIC AMONGST THE GATHERED MEDIA THRONG AND TOURISTS PRESENT. WHEN POWER WAS RESTORED PAUL WAS FOUND TO BE LYING ON HIS BACK AT THE BOTTOM OF HIS TANK WITH FOREIGN MATTER PROTRUDING FROM HIS MOUTH. IMMEDIATE FIRST AID FAILED TO REVIVE HIM AND HE WAS PRONOUNCED DEAD ON ARRIVAL TO HOSPITAL. FORENSIC EXPEXTS HAVE INDICATED THAT PAUL MAY HAVE CHOKED ON WHAT APPEARS TO BE A FALAFEL. MYSTERIOUS GREESY PAPER WAS ALSO FOUND ON THE FLOOR NEAR PAULS TANK WITH A WESTERN SYDNEY TAKE AWAY SHOP ADDRESS PRINTED ON IT. POLICE HAVE ALSO RELEASED A SKETCH BASED ON EYEWITNESS ACCOUNTS OF A PERSON OF INTEREST WHO WAS SEEN LEAVING THE ACQUARIUM IN A HURRY AND DRIPPING WATER AFTER HIM. DESCRIBED AS A STOCKY CAUCASIAN MALE 180CM TALL AGED ABOUT 70 WHO WAS MUTTERING TO HIMSELF AND WEARING MOCCASINS. GERMAN POLICE HAVE PUT OUT AN INTERPOL ALERT AS THIS PERSON MAY BE UNPREDICTABLE AND DANGEROUS. ANYONE SEEING A PERSON THAT FITS THIS DESCRIPTION ARE ASKED TO NOT APPROACH HIM DIRECTLY AND TO CONTACT POLICE ASAP. Uploaded with ImageShack.us Uploaded with ImageShack.us
  6. Not so crazy. History repeating itself. Hangover from too much success. Just like us after 1964.
  7. Blue collar, hard as nails, heart of a bull and no white boots. I know he wears them but only because he's tough enough to get away with it. They don't look white on him.
  8. He gave us a good leg up during hard times with the continuation of the QB game I agree.
  9. Don't worry, thats for me. Some people get too uptight here. They don't like vigorous debate and thrashing out the issues from all points of view. But if you are sincere in your posts then that is reassuring. Because I want to Tom to stay too. But I hate his management with a passion.
  10. Thats what I do all day in between posts. Knocked up 25,000+ hands already this year.
  11. Not talking to you. Don't interrupt!
  12. If this guy is fair dinkum then these Velocity Sports chislers are trying to ransom us and messing with Tom's head. The risk of injury and bad form is far too high for one so young to take these kind of chances when he can get a great deal with us now. But to repeat myself who are you?
  13. Does Tom know how to play poker? Very dangerous slow playing a strong hand. And who are you BTW?
  14. You have the novel ability of seeing "facts" as grey.
  15. Then you must be wise and/or colour blind.
  16. If that is the case then wise people don't post here.
  17. Work it out for yourself.
  18. Please refer to their off field issues.
  19. Hard to indicate anything positive or negative comparing our issue with Geelong's similar issue last season. Geelong are a tough seasoned team who have dominated for the past four seasons. But it still hurt them greatly though not on the ladder. This year will tell what the residue damage might be. We are still in our nappies.
  20. Davey, Jamar and Grimes. Not sure of which order so I'll take out a box trifecta..
  21. Okay, I 've had enough. I wanna fight the lot of you. Step outside now and if I'm not there in 10 minutes you can all start without me.
  22. Actually Big Footy have offered me a six year contract to go post there. But my heart lies here. What should I do?
  23. Hi all, I am so pleased I have been able to bring temporary relief for all your vapours, hot flushes, gout, indigestion, hemorrhoid's, constipation and/or associated women's problems etc; caused by Mr Scully's non commitment to our premiership drive and destiny. I am sure now you all can relax for a while until Mr Scully commits??? But in the meantime you can console yourself with me. No need for the Bex anymore.
  24. Good post, might bring some sanity back to this debate. Will comment further.
  25. Sorry ostriches, I'm still here.
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