Bitter but optimistic

Dirty tactics eh Jizz? You've dragged the Fl og out of retirement just to drive me to the bottle!

Uncle Bitter my neighbours are doing Febfast and swear that the key is to drink soda water or mineral water from a wine glass and close your eyes. Most of your senses are satisfied, except taste of course. Who knows, you might even become a teetotaller out of this. Thanks for the useless advice Loonie. It's not about taste - it's about the alcohol coursing through the system!

We are all slipping into our dotage due to the shock of positive posts about MFC!!,

As I sit here slurping on a Bickfords Cloudy Apple cordial and soda water I ask myself what moment of temporary insanity allowed me to sign up (And pay money!!) to join this "Febfast foolishness". A month without the tender caress of a fruity Shizaz! FMD what an imbecile I am. No competition either. I reckon Jizz will go up in a puff of smoke within a day or two. Dairy farmers have (read appendage disadvantage) and are unable to match with the real heroes of the land.

I'm going to take you down Jizz!

Ok you're on softy. May the beast farmer win!!!

All of the above dc. However when the tough times come ( ie the paper is late, the toilet blocks, Biffen tries to cadge a free lunch) that's when the real Alpaca farmers stand up!!!

The "lads" signed me up for Febfast - no grog for a month! (I suspect my GP may have put them up to it) . I have had no such abstinence for about 50 years - a significant number hereabouts. Any thought I'd mention this to show Jizza what real 2 balled farmers can achieve. Want to go head to head with me Jizz? My booze for your fags ( tobacco variety) Anyway aim to inhale a couple of shiraz tonight

Yes and no! Even I am wary of the ones who find a toothbrush growing between my toes erotic I need to speak to Lothario!

Told you so! Dairy farmers, govt subsidized, WAP!

Please note! We of Romsey's polite society will not be drawn into any puerile discussion of toilet or personal hygiene habits. Although, for those who have a genuine interest, I will note that the chronic fungal issue appears to be under control.

"drinking more water" There 's your problem Red!

No Earl Hood just wanted to give one of my delightful cousins her 15 minutes of fame. BTW are you enjoying a spot of Royal Tennis?

Just for you Moon

Just thinking about those little woven bracelets

Soft as butter at the beach. Won't last long.

You'd cheat you bastard! Your four teats to my two!

Is today "love bloody dairy farmers day"? I've been to more than one pub and club and never heard Alpaca farmers whingeing about work loads.

We "real farmers" always considered dairy farmers as bits of hobbyists and soft to boot!

You can purchase miken quite cheaply here Biff!

A few of those hand woven bracelets moon

I'm betting Biff won't sell his booze at Yogya prices BTW in Bali ATM - still a shite hole around Kuta legian

That's funny JVF those impromptu meetings often happen in Indonesia and are memorable . Last night I shared quite a few large bintang with 3 prostitutes and their pimp I was walking through a particularly sleazy gang (alley) when it started to bucket down so I heade fo cover . The girls where hilarious and enjoyed my imperfect Bahasa Indonesia I paid for the beer and had a very relaxed couple of hours The beer wasn't overly cold was the only problem

If so....... What a ....head!