Bitter but optimistic

Christ Clit you are in top form!! Go on ... do it ... cover the board again...!!!

Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

What camel pi ss are you drinking tonight Clunt?

Be careful Clint or you'll poke yourself in the eye with the straw!!

Only the girls!

It's not "aroma" you barbarian it's nose!! Send it to me immediately!!

This from a bloke who thinks Jim Beam and Diet Coke is classy!!

Now that is far too classy for the likes of a sandpaper palate such as yours Clunt! Send it, by courier, to me immediately!!!

The lads do a lot of honking and braying when the little kids slip and fall. Toddlers are best when they turn and try to run to their mums - and then fall in the loose stones. Biffen's associates look after the older kids. LG!!!

Agreed dc! However, I'm not allowed to take my pooch to school. Hence my Halloween fun. Ha Ha - just got another one!!!

Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

No No Clit! DC is into instant gratification. Golf takes too long.. A couple of sets of tennis, lawn bowls, a game of euchre -- you get the picture. A quick shag and he moves on - tears or not!

Ha Ha Ha ! You've nailed it dc! You dirty old shagger!!

Agreed dc. I think crint suffers from a multitude of handicaps. I wonder If he gets government assistance - Jizza does!

I wish it was the cheeks featured on post 13641 dc!

You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

Give me a break Clunt. It was a tongue in cheek comment!

Wasn't that the Lone Ranger?

Well at least then I could have a crack at Dorothy.

Thanks Red, I appreciate your support. It's very satisfying to be recognised by one's peers. Yeah it just didn't work out. Me and morality are just not meant to be bedfellows. The lads are disappointed but they are blaming Biffen's godless influence.

What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

You could at least tip a bit of raw spirit (vodka) into the mix red.

I'm currently enjoying an interesting one. Sister's Run -Grenache, Shiraz, Mataro.