Bitter but optimistic

Who are you talking about Azz?

Now Moon I'm not sure what you're on about. I can't believe that middle age blokes with no talent hang around pubs and try to play music. Who would take them seriously ?

Nah, I'm finished with brothels Moonie. My investment properties are either going to be BDSM clubs or places for failed musicians. You know, knuckleheads who think they can play the guitar etc.

Change of topic ....Halloween. What a wonderful night I set the dog onto little kids as they come up the drive. He knocks them over, terrifies them and makes them cry. I've got a terrific picture if I can post it. Anyway back to it.

OK picket, you've had over 3 days to recover from the drug induced state that led you to post this. WTF were you trying to say?

Mable a bird told me that you have strange tastes in your libation of choice. Please clarify.

Red you appear to be [censored] up! Now I realize this is not unusual for you lawyerish types. Particularly lawyerish types who delve (frequently) into the mysteries of Redtube. However you appear to be doomed even beyond the above explanations. Swear off the Malibu before it is too late.

Perhaps, but I am a simple man Mable, easily pushed around by the currents of life. The lads are quite disappointed in me.

Well Mable, apparently the esteemed Biffen has been a little indiscreet of late and our good doctor Hopping Dick handed out a jolly good flogging and sentenced the said Biffen to a stretch of rehab.

Such thoughts!! I knew it!!! You're that shiftless lawyer that "Rake" was made about!!!! Come on Redtube fess up!!!

Why would I want to do that RL?

Well I haven't made any RL.

Mable just read my posts for the time you have been having a kip. They are witty, informative, wonderfully literate and contain the only important and edifying information you need to know.

Well Sloon, I realise this response is too late to help you but I have to say I don't really get your problem. I have some experience in gyms but am currently banned - an unfortunate misunderstanding with lycra and traditional forms of greeting - but I digress. I have to say that I found a workout more than sufficient - a pre-workout please explain. Now as to the "my buzzer" matter, well that actually is what I think got me expelled. Anyway, I am clearly out of touch with current gym protocols( which is for the best I think). However any enlightenment you can provide Sloon will be appreciated. PS If Ernie (the dead bastard) has anything to say please ignore him.

Good god is that really you Mable? It must be true then, you Canucks actually hibernate - like the bears!

Thanks for that Ethan, you just rekindled some mental images that I thought were well and truly repressed.

We'll keep it quiet Earl (just between you and me) but about those travel expenses ...........................?

Thank you picket.

Due to an odd set of circumstances, I was just listening to SEN. ( As far as I can tell that experience only sucked away a few of my remaining brain cells) Anyway to my point. I learnt something new - or at least partially learnt something new. To wit. It seems that during the course of a game of soccer one can be "tunnelled". I would greatly appreciate an explanation of this hitherto unknown (to me) phenomenon. PS. This is not a fart joke RL.

Maybe just plain stupid? It's not possible Jack ............................................................................ surely.

I think their makeup is a tad overdone Moonie but love their intent. I use the dog to frighten the local children every Halloween . Wonderful spectator sport after a few reds.

Just a couple of quick matters before good old uncle "retires" for the night. (The squeeze is all a flutter over an assault with a crochet hook at the local tatting club and will need ...errrr ..... relaxing) Anyway to other matters Where is our Lothario? I suspect that dc actually bravely crossed the Westgate after the gf in the hope of taking advantage of excited bluerinsers from Footscray, Yarraville ...etcetc. In fact so successful was this mission that he may sell the million + dollar property in Borewood and buy a block of units in Doggieville. Sons of the West - lock up your mothers. Now as to another one of dland's shady characters. I understand that Biffen was recently given a jolly good thrashing by our good friend and immoderator docter hopping dick and sent off for a months rehabilitation. Jolly good show I say. Biffen's smut and schoolyard humour has sullied this site for far too long. However, on a positive note, I believe Biffen has already shown some remorse and has promised to open and administer ( free of charge) the Stuie appreciation society. Anyway duty calls!!!

Now go and give yourself a jolly good flogging RL. If you are uncertain of the correct implements or technique go to an authority you trust - Redtube.

Stop your pleading special, I have told you previously, you will not get near my cars until you become rich. How particularly vulgar and lawyerish of you Red!! What are you doing back here Frogger? Anyway since you are here, I shall give you the advantage of my expertise with women. Mrs Frog remaining "down South" provides you with the perfect opportunity to organise a second Mrs Frog up north. This is just the beginning Frogger, you can start getting rid of your multiple toilets and have multiple Mrs Frogs instead. Think of the tadpole potential!!! I had underrated you Frogger. The potential of your move north seems both very clever and unlimited. Perhaps a future visit from Uncle Bitter would be appropriate?

Good heavens Earl Hood,surely you must realise that anything to do with picket would be unimaginably crass and vulgar. Stick to the fetishes behaviours that we of the genteel class associate with good taste. You know - hirstute women, suspender belts, autoerotic practices .......... Sadly the P76 is mostly a farm vehicle these days Red although the lads enjoy sitting in it.