Bitter but optimistic

PS. Just between you and me picket! There are substances available that may assist you in relieving your missus' frustrations. But be discerning, and do your due diligence, many of the penis enhancement drugs aren't what they are cracked up to be.

For possibly the first time ever picket you make some sense. As I mentioned on this thread some time ago, I was opening a marriage counselling business. Ironically the only response I had was from your Mrs. However the provisions of professional confidentiality do not allow me to comment further on her many disappointments and sexual frustrations. However, I would welcome correspondence from those in need of any type of assistance. I'm sure personal support from "Dear Uncle Bitter" would change many lives.

Among your other attributes (that I alluded to on another thread) you are also a base and cynical fellow Ethan. Where would Stu be without me?

Be honest Stu, now that you and I, are BFF's and drinking buddies my goodwill has rubbed off on you and made you a better person. Who knows, we might even attend the GAT's closing down party together!

Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

Indeed!

Err listen HT do you reckon you can focus that camera into RL's cabin? I'd like to see what shifty lawyers get up to in the privacy of their own bunks.

This will be difficult for one of your obviously limited social status to understand picket, but one of my stature does not make "application". One is headhunted.

A pair of raisins in a chaff bag?

I think you should receive a stiff penalty for that comment Ernie!

Well at least some good came out of the day.

Endured another crappy day at the footy yesterday. Actually, I usually avoid away games because of the shitty seating provided. This was added to by 'scanning issues" which resulted in an unnecessarily long period in a queue which included Hawthorn bogans. Anyway, I digress. My real reason for attending was a missive from Moonshadow saying he was meeting a 'couple of mates' and inviting me to join him. As I considered the likelihood of Moonie having any mates was extremely low my curiosity was piqued. Sure enough, Moonie produced two social misfits and introduced them as mates. They were [censored] Hawthorn supporters!! At the end of the game, and after a libation at a classy bar, the last I saw of Moonie was him arguing with a railways employee when his (apparently fraudulent) Myki failed to gain him entry to Flinders Street Station

Yes but you never expect the cameras.

What a vulgar and disgusting fellow you are!

Correct bb and the older you get the harder it gets. the older you get the more difficult recovery becomes.

Would you like a copy picket?

Biffen, the soul of indiscretion and purveyor of personal information! Makes Julian Assange look like a mute. Of course like all of your ilk you pay no regard to the facts. My surgeon was not from Moldavia at all. He hails from Albania and has degrees from the University of Eastern Punjab (Correspondence Campus). My only objection was the camera - It was one of those "Movietone News" wind ups and I considered it maybe a little uncomfortable. So in in future I suggest you mind your vile rumourmongering or you shall be hearing from my solicitors!

It seems we share some important traits Ernie. Laudable all of them. However, if I may be so bold as to make a further suggestion to one of your (late) stature. Forget the singing.

Ernie you have haunted this thread for too long and allowed yourself to be seduced by the crass vulgarity of some posters. Your lofty moral standards have been torn asunder and your libertine self laid bare. It becomes you.

Is there no discretion left in the business world?

The old Astors go out in the Gat's refurbishment Biff?

Does that mean you have to wash them more ......................... or less?

Does he shag the same sheila for 400 years?

Fair point dc.

Now it's one thing for a dead [censored] to make judgements - death gives you kudos. However an old shagger like yourself dc has no moral standing.