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I’m afraid I’m pretty much unable to contribute to this topic as the only gigs I’ve been to in the last year, have been my own band’s 🤣 And it’s been so long since I’ve been to any real gigs of note… Ryuichi Sakamoto & Alva Noto at the Sydney Opera House 2018 Nick Lowe & the Straitjackets at the Enmore Theatre (Sydney) 2020 Jenny Don’t & the Spurs at the Duke Hotel in Enmore (Sydney) can’t recall year, but maybe 2023

Nice… I’ve just installed the app and have tried a couple of things, the results of which are interesting (my lyrics tend not to follow simple rhyming patterns). I’d upload them here, but I think I’ve used up all of my space allowance in my cancer thread 🤣 Did you subscribe, and if so, to which plan (Pro or Premier)… if Premier, I’m wondering what the Suno Studio is like… looking at the comparison, it seems that it is only available to Premier and only on the web, not app.

Ok, you got me there (and your guess is as good as mine), not being a club historian, I got myself mixed up by reading too much about the Fable Singers versions - the version that is played at our games. Of course I should have recalled the song from my childhood when we were winning grand finals, but for some reason, my brain disengaged itself from reality. Apologies if my nonsense in any way negatively affected you 😉

Also, we shouldn’t get too caught up on the so called ‘tradition’ when it comes to the GOF club song… it and pretty much all club songs barring a couple, were introduced only in 1972 when they (all club songs) were recorded by the Fable Singers… I think Carlton had got Smacka Fitzgibbon to do theirs, some time in the 60’s…I’m assuming that’s what influenced all of the others to have that trad jazz style. So tradition be damned, there is no tradition, it doesn’t even relate to the period of our greatest dominance!!

I’d ideally like to see them have a walk on piece of music (no lyrics), that begins as a deep resonating heartbeat, slowly transforming into a dark foreboding piece of music (think Pink Floyd’s Careful With That Axe Eugene, but using modern instrumentation and beats), that slowly builds in intensity, and eventually bursts into some very uptempo beat driven piece as the players run onto the field. Lyrics are pointless except for the GOF, after a victory has been secured. Failing that, I’d like to see all players learn an assigned instrument (brass, woodwind, and percussion including even the triangle), and come into the ground, marching band style, led out by King, twirling the baton, and playing a very upbeat version of the GOF. The rest of the coaching crew and office staff could be forming human pyramids and waving red and blue pom-poms and so on and so forth. Are we all on board with that?

With the way we’ve been performing over the past couple of seasons, perhaps these might be worthy nominations:

If you haven’t already, have a listen to some of his earliest music with a prog band called YMO (Yellow Magic Orchestra)… also, other musicians in that band went on to make incredible music.

Understand, but in all fairness, 30 seconds doesn’t really give you the remotest chance of understanding what their music is about; the concert I went to, was not anything like that clip. Ryuichi Sakamoto, until he passed a couple of years ago, was probably one of the greatest living composers…credits including the opening ceremony for the Barcelona Olympics, the soundtrack to The Last Emporer and Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence, collaborations with artists as varied as Iggy Pop and David Sylvian and so much more. Sorry to go off on such a tangent, but music is my great love! 😉

I think you might be right 🤣 Off to edit, I go!

I saw Alva Noto with Ryuichi Sakamoto at the Sydney Opera House a few years ago… so good!!

I hope you pulled up ok.

Whenever I hear that music (Fleur de Lis…edit: Für Elise), I feel like I’ve been put on hold!

There is a nicknames post somewhere… I started it a year(?) or so ago, but maintenance was difficult, as there is only a very narrow window in which edits can be made; so updates were not straightforward…that, plus I’m a lazy SOB by nature.

You’ve just reminded me of that old joke about a woman and her child who were standing at a third floor window, calling for help as fire engulfed the building around them. It looked hopeless as help seemed like it would not arrive any time soon, when all of a sudden, Ron Barrassi appears out of nowhere, shouting: “Fear not, I’m Ron Barrassi the greatest VFL player of all time!! Just throw your child from the window and I will catch him/her.” So, after considering his suggestion and unable to think of any viable options, she decided to throw the child in Ron’s direction. Well…Ron runs and launches himself with one knee in the back of a tall bystander, takes an absolute screamer, plays on, bounces twice and shooooooooooooots for goal!! Yes, an oldie but a Goldie!

And the Irish would say, Faith and Gomorrah!, as they disembarked at Epstein Island.

I hope he didn’t get that nickname because of his like for a certain film.

I used to have a copy of the movie of Breakfast of Champions starring Bruce Willis, but it went missing. It’s pretty awful…Happy Birthday Wanda June and Slaughterhouse Five translated much better to film.

Oh, wow! I’m a big Vonnegut fan, but I’m not familiar with those short stories (off to Gleebooks I go). There’s a super special collection of most of his novels in, from memory, one large volume, but it’s priced way beyond anything I can justify spending, unfortunately.

Now that’s Frood for thought (or should that be Fraught?).

Yes, I’ve heard something similar.

Oh yes you can!! A bit of waterboarding never hurt anyone!! (well, not too many)… (ok, quite a lot really, but let’s not get picky)

Decades ago I had a book titled ‘The Mind of a Mnemonist’; a true story and a fantastic read. The subject of the book in one of his methods, would place objects on an imaginary street, and when asked to repeat the objects in their correct order (could be 5 minutes after being read the list, or could be 5 days; it didn’t matter), he would bring up the imaginary street in his mind’s eye and proceed to walk down the footpath (in his mind), calling out each object as he passed it. Fascinating stuff! So…that’s what Demonlanders could do…have an imaginary street with each player standing next to the letterbox with their number on it. Should work like a charm!!

I’m a fan of messing with peoples’ heads… nicknames should be cryptic!

Following those ‘obscure’ nicknames, I was thinking that Onley could have the nickname of either Roy or Orb, after Roy Orbison (Only the Lonely).

Maybe a dumb question, but what are those things some players (36, 32, 19 and another whose number I can’t see) are carrying?