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Soundtrack by Rammstein?

They plan to set him up in a tag team with Maynard.

It’s going to be a Lamb Roast.

He said ‘desecrate’ not ‘defecate’ 🤣

Perhaps he could lead our swimming team? …(do we have one?)

Well, you’ve been a Demonlander for quite a few years and quite likely a ‘lurker’ more than a ‘poster’, so I’d say there’s a good chance you knew that Ghostwriter was female… and even if I’m wrong with that, you most certainly knew Ghostwriter's gender before you made your “must be a gal thing” post, so there was no mistaking who that comment was directed at.

Yes McVee may have misled a couple of prominent Demonland posters, and yes, McVee and his management may have played the club like a cheap violin… I can handle that, but… …there is one thing that I simply cannot abide, one thing that I find absolutely outrageous!! No one, not one poster, in all 67 (probably 68 by the time I finish typing this) pages of this thread, has taken the opportunity to use the phrase: “Judd’s grandmother told me…”!!!!! You lot should be ashamed of yourselves!!

Menthra? Sounds like a kaiju from Godzilla movie.

It was a great interview and he does come across as an incredibly humble and lovely guy… but, if he left out all of those ums, it would gone for just five minutes.

No one had a better year than Murphy Reid! But to put the camera on Curtin instead of Langford, the director needs to be shot… don’t blame the camera person, they just aim where they’re told to point the camera.

—nothing to see here—

I’m all for us getting in Lachie Dovaston, if we can trade ourselves into the first round. We need a good small forward.

With or without Rankine, I think the result would have still been the same. That Hawthorn side is so well drilled! They don’t panic with the ball, are always looking for a loose man and always lowering their eyes when going into the forward 50m…unlike the Crows who despite working the ball well out of defence and up the ground, would continually destroy all of that good work by bombing it into the forward 50 (reminds me of another team). I seriously believe that the Hawks could be playing in the grand final if they continue to show this kind of form.

On what do you base your “dud” description? The guy is, like all first time coaches, an unknown quantity, but this unknown quantity impressed a highly credentialed panel that he was the right person for the job! Would you have said the same thing about Sam Mitchell? Sorry, but your rants are laughable… probably is best you take a break; no game is worth getting that worked up about..

When asked his views on the Melbourne playing list, Steven King stated that he believes Salem has a lot to offer, Langford is a shining example for all new recruits and he hopes that McDonald, despite what the Tommy knockers would like to think, will play on in 2026. He also hopes that Green will go the extra mile to take his place in the stand and watch the team go round at the MCG, or will walk the long mile to sit under the dome at Marvel Stadium when necessary. In summing up he said, rather than dwell on past misery, let’s prepare for a Demons revival!

@Demonland Please, please, please bring back the facepalm emoji!!

Steven King, the coach with the ‘It’ factor!

Yes, there were seven of us on stage… we usually have six, but Richard Burgman (Saints and Sunnyboys) was sitting in on guitar; you can see him playing a black and white Stratocaster standing directly behind Ged, our pedal steel player… and Ged has only been playing pedal steel for maybe five years; he used to be the guitarist for The Lime Spiders, and more recently was a founding member, with his brother, of The Cruel Sea. I’ll be fine I think… our next gig is on Saturday week (20th) and then another of the 4th October. It’s good for the soul, if not the body 😉

Fixed (and thank you)… but the word ‘I diot’ is censored? Seriously?

Damn!! Now they’ve moved Langdon from 15 to 19… so, does Langford get 15 or 9?

Coen Brothers!!

I owe you an apology rjay… I saw this post the other day and planned to get back with a reply after I’d finished whatever it was I was doing at the time… obviously I didn’t! All is reasonably ok, but despite now being on a break from chemo, I’m still occasionally being hit hard by the toxic waste still coursing through my veins! The gig went very well… in fact, much better than I was expecting. We ended up with a good sized crowd for the venue and they were very responsive which was really encouraging. The following is a link to a video a friend did on his phone and whacked up on Instagram… I’m pretty happy with it. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOYMNHak9RO/?igsh=MXh6enFyMjllZnpleQ==

Why is it so?

But, but, but, but, El Jefe ain’t goin’ nowhere, is he?

I’ve been a Dees supporter since approximately 1960 until now, and in that time I’ve seen Barrassi, Alves, Schwarz, Lyon, Flower, the Wizard, Jimmy, and so many more great players at the club, but in all of that time I’ve not seen any player that comes close to matching (apologies Jimmy) Max!! He is not just a ruckman… he’s a full back, a full forward, and a 209cm midfielder… a true Renaissance man!