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And the "When your whole car's singing it's Ultratuned" jingle from before they switched to sleazy ads.

His first half was absolutely diabolical too, he only got back in the third quarter because Ben Beams broke his wrist or arm. Then probably the wildest 30 odd minutes of individual football I've ever seen. The only regret was that he had an easy shot for a 10th and missed

Anyone who spent time at the MCG in '98 would remember this song being flogged violently at every break.

Looks like we have the first name so that would be awkward. I might change mine to Yzier.

I can't believe this came out on DVD and I didn't buy it. Have been pining to see it again since losing the VHS 10+ years ago.

Norm Smith, back at last.

The last two ex-Hawthorn players we've recruited (who played a senior game): David Flintoff - 1988 via Central Districts [nobody for an unusually long time] Jordan Lewis - 2017 Despite near miss involving half the squad at the end of 1996, no player crossed directly between the clubs and played a senior game between Roger Ellingworth in 1986 and Cameron Bruce in 2011. Also I'd like to request a mention of Ross Funcke.

Should have been well aware of what I was getting myself into. However, following Melbourne has given me untold resilience.

Our salary cap must have accidentally had an extra zero added to it. Bank error in your favour, collect out of contract players.

Wrensted you flange, if he'd kicked that my "I'll go for whoever plays Hawthorn in the Grand Final" pledge would have landed me with Collingwood (no dignity but flag), Carlton (nothing in the last 20 years but before that flag) or West Coast (traitor to my state but flag).

It will always be Fortress Shithole to me.

Darren Cuthbertson must be scathing at the way two games can get you $750,000 these days..

Ron Barassi Sr - Ron Barassi Jr George Bickford - Stephen Bickford Lloyd Burgmann - Shane Burgmann Des Campbell - Bradley Campbell Bert Chadwick - Bob Chadwick Denis Clark - Michael Clark Jack Collins - Geoff Collins, Mike Collins Edward Cordner - Don Cordner, Denis Cordner, Ted Cordner, John Cordner Ted Cordner - David Cordner Brent Crosswell - Tom Kavanagh Roy Dowsing - Rob Dowsing Adrian Dullard - Tony Dullard Richie Emselle - Ken Emselle Jack Foster - Rob Foster Alan Johnson - Chris Johnson Robert C Johnson - Robert B Johnson John Lord Sr. - John Lord Jr. Peter Maynard - Corey Maynard Bob McKenzie - Robert McKenzie Tom McLean - Glenn McLean Graham Molloy - Glenn Molloy Norm Smith - Peter Smith Shaun Smith - Joel Smith Steven Stretch - Billy Stretch Tony Sullivan - Chris Sullivan Todd Viney - Jack Viney NB: copy and paste, links not manually added

Our injury list is the reverse of Petracca's set shot kicking - fantastic in 2016, terrible last year, good again now.

I hope our 109 point win is mentioned.

Pleased to see also this 31 talk as a tribute to Rod Keogh.

Clayton Oliver does funny things Part 234

I am hoping the offences took place before he changed the name m'lud.

Hope it opens the door for Harry O to bankrupt the Pies.

We are brethren. (Not the religious type). I love the Studio 54 plates of cocaine jumper more than almost anything else we've done in a decade.

Rate Oliver to play like a leader, don't yet rate him to carry others along for the ride. Which is not to say he won't get there, but I don't see it at the moment.

Here's to LG creating a smart oven that I can podcast with my head in

Here's to the modern version of the 2003 Sydney Swans apology video, the finest thing Channel 10 ever did.

Rodney Rude to sing his hit single I Hate Cats live at the MCG this Sunday

Make it your resolution not to read the AFL website from the day after the Grand Final to the day before the first pre-season game.